2 Jokes 4 the price of 1

[bountyfull]

Type: Video
Sender ID: bountyfull
To: general public
Subject: Two Things
Warnings: It's dad jokes.


[ Haha, helloooo! He waves with one han—the metal one— since the other is holding his shellphone. It's pretty novel, this kind of technology. He seems fairly adept at it if the way he's framed himself in the video is any indication. ]

I heard some pretty good jokes the other day [ DID YOU, VASH? ] so I wanted to share them.

[ He clears his throat with a laugh, his head tilting slightly. ]

What would bears be without bees?

[ There's a pause as he leans in to the camera to whisper: ]

Ears.

[ He does his absolute level best (not really) not to laugh, which is unsuccessful. Once he calms down he grins in a way that makes his nose wrinkle ]

One more!

The other day a guy hit me with a bottle of milk!

[ Another Pause... ]

How dairy?!

[ He needs to be stopped. ]

Comments

video; un: noah

[afflatusexarch]

Truthfully, that first one is a bit unbearable to mine ears.

[ And he wiggles them for good measure! ]

[bountyfull]

[ Oh he has QUESTIONS? About the ears, but he keeps them to himself. The only indication is a brief flick of his gaze up then back down. He grins almost immediately. ]

I've got funnier ones!

Do you know what has five toes but isn't your foot?

[afflatusexarch]

[ He's used to the reactions. It's fine. Completely fine. ]

I feel like this one will have an obvious answer.

[bountyfull]

[ Don't make that face at him. ]

Well, it's my foot!

[ You were correct, G'raha. He's still proud of himself. ]

[afflatusexarch]

[ There's a brow raise. Yes, that is a terribly obvious answer and not... Really funny. ]

'Tis a bit groan-worthy, is it not?

[bountyfull]

[ It doesn't keep him from laughing about it. ]

I dunno, maybe it just depends on the guy. It's a little bad but that's the fun of it right?

[ He shrugs his shoulders. ]

I've always felt like jokes, even if they're bad, serve a purpose. With kids especially. If they're concentrating on how bad the joke is, maybe they're not focusing so much on something that's got em upset.

[afflatusexarch]

It is relatively harmless fun, yes. I cannot find fault in that.

[ At least Vash here is speaking to someone who isn't going to get all bent out of shape even if the jokes aren't real jokes. Or if they are just terrible. ]

In truth, it isn't a bad perspective to have on the matter at all. Though now I might ask what inspired it for this occassion.