Vash "Cash Money" the Stampede (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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shellphones2024-11-07 08:47 pm
bountyfull) wrote in shellphones2024-11-07 08:47 pm
2 Jokes 4 the price of 1
Type: Video
Sender ID: bountyfull
To: general public
Subject: Two Things
Warnings: It's dad jokes.
[ Haha, helloooo! He waves with one han—the metal one— since the other is holding his shellphone. It's pretty novel, this kind of technology. He seems fairly adept at it if the way he's framed himself in the video is any indication. ]
I heard some pretty good jokes the other day [ DID YOU, VASH? ] so I wanted to share them.
[ He clears his throat with a laugh, his head tilting slightly. ]
What would bears be without bees?
[ There's a pause as he leans in to the camera to whisper: ]
Ears.
[ He does his absolute level best (not really) not to laugh, which is unsuccessful. Once he calms down he grins in a way that makes his nose wrinkle ]
One more!
The other day a guy hit me with a bottle of milk!
[ Another Pause... ]
How dairy?!
[ He needs to be stopped. ]
Sender ID: bountyfull
To: general public
Subject: Two Things
Warnings: It's dad jokes.
[ Haha, helloooo! He waves with one han—the metal one— since the other is holding his shellphone. It's pretty novel, this kind of technology. He seems fairly adept at it if the way he's framed himself in the video is any indication. ]
I heard some pretty good jokes the other day [ DID YOU, VASH? ] so I wanted to share them.
[ He clears his throat with a laugh, his head tilting slightly. ]
What would bears be without bees?
[ There's a pause as he leans in to the camera to whisper: ]
Ears.
[ He does his absolute level best (not really) not to laugh, which is unsuccessful. Once he calms down he grins in a way that makes his nose wrinkle ]
One more!
The other day a guy hit me with a bottle of milk!
[ Another Pause... ]
How dairy?!
[ He needs to be stopped. ]
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So long as it's the sort of frog that croaks, of course! Wonderful. [ don't well actually the dad joke but he does seem still delighted. ]
Let's see - when is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
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Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot. Because you can catch a cold.
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[ bad. terrible. these jokes are bad. or amazing? depends on your view point. cyrus looks pleased at vash's laughter, and he gets a good chuckle out of cold catching in exchange. ]
Oh, very good. This is the joy of instant communication, isn't it? Imagine to tell such jokes, and wait for the punchline from a letter.
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[ He shrugs a shoulder, and for a moment he looks thoughtfully off camera somewhere. ]
I don't mind letters, they're kind of nice. It's something physical to remind you of someone, you know?
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[ he says with a smile. ]
I've many a correspondence I've kept: it is the only standard of communication in Orsterra. This sort of magical technology is quite beyond our reach, at the moment, so to be able to communicate so easily with someone far away is a marvel - but you're right, we ought not to throw the baby out with the bath water.
The best of both worlds is the ability to do both, isn't it?