Vash "Cash Money" the Stampede (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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shellphones2024-11-07 08:47 pm
bountyfull) wrote in shellphones2024-11-07 08:47 pm
2 Jokes 4 the price of 1
Type: Video
Sender ID: bountyfull
To: general public
Subject: Two Things
Warnings: It's dad jokes.
[ Haha, helloooo! He waves with one han—the metal one— since the other is holding his shellphone. It's pretty novel, this kind of technology. He seems fairly adept at it if the way he's framed himself in the video is any indication. ]
I heard some pretty good jokes the other day [ DID YOU, VASH? ] so I wanted to share them.
[ He clears his throat with a laugh, his head tilting slightly. ]
What would bears be without bees?
[ There's a pause as he leans in to the camera to whisper: ]
Ears.
[ He does his absolute level best (not really) not to laugh, which is unsuccessful. Once he calms down he grins in a way that makes his nose wrinkle ]
One more!
The other day a guy hit me with a bottle of milk!
[ Another Pause... ]
How dairy?!
[ He needs to be stopped. ]
Sender ID: bountyfull
To: general public
Subject: Two Things
Warnings: It's dad jokes.
[ Haha, helloooo! He waves with one han—the metal one— since the other is holding his shellphone. It's pretty novel, this kind of technology. He seems fairly adept at it if the way he's framed himself in the video is any indication. ]
I heard some pretty good jokes the other day [ DID YOU, VASH? ] so I wanted to share them.
[ He clears his throat with a laugh, his head tilting slightly. ]
What would bears be without bees?
[ There's a pause as he leans in to the camera to whisper: ]
Ears.
[ He does his absolute level best (not really) not to laugh, which is unsuccessful. Once he calms down he grins in a way that makes his nose wrinkle ]
One more!
The other day a guy hit me with a bottle of milk!
[ Another Pause... ]
How dairy?!
[ He needs to be stopped. ]
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Well when you out it that way, it IS pretty obvious. It's been a few generations, I guess.
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So what's that like?
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There's nothing else for a few minutes, wether it's Vash trying to figure out what to say or wether he wants to share at all is the question. Eventually though, another message comes through.
It's complicated.
The planet's not really suitable for humans. It's a bit of a struggle to survive but they do their best, thanks to technology that was left behind on the crashed ships.
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You got a way to survive when the technology runs out?
(It sounds like they might be limited to what came with them and that ...doesn't bode well.)
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Well, ....no. But it's renewable, if we take care of them. Remember I said it's complicated.
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...Them?