2 Jokes 4 the price of 1

[bountyfull]

Type: Video
Sender ID: bountyfull
To: general public
Subject: Two Things
Warnings: It's dad jokes.


[ Haha, helloooo! He waves with one han—the metal one— since the other is holding his shellphone. It's pretty novel, this kind of technology. He seems fairly adept at it if the way he's framed himself in the video is any indication. ]

I heard some pretty good jokes the other day [ DID YOU, VASH? ] so I wanted to share them.

[ He clears his throat with a laugh, his head tilting slightly. ]

What would bears be without bees?

[ There's a pause as he leans in to the camera to whisper: ]

Ears.

[ He does his absolute level best (not really) not to laugh, which is unsuccessful. Once he calms down he grins in a way that makes his nose wrinkle ]

One more!

The other day a guy hit me with a bottle of milk!

[ Another Pause... ]

How dairy?!

[ He needs to be stopped. ]

Comments

video; un: catsgothistongue

[catsgothistongue]

[Given his own username was a pun/jab at him, you'd think he'd appreciate a good pun or two.

He doesn't. At least, not Vash's, if the deadpan he's giving is proof.]

Booooo... Those completely sucked, man.

[bountyfull]

I dunno, it's kind of a personal preference thing you know? They're not so bad.

[ There's a pause, he definitely remembers this guy from The Squirrel Incident. ]

Do you have one of your own?

[catsgothistongue]

[He do be the guy from the Squirrel Incident™.]

Depends. Are we doing just animal jokes here, or jokes in general?

[If Vash's lackluster attempts earlier qualifies as jokes to begin with.]