2 Jokes 4 the price of 1

[bountyfull]

Type: Video
Sender ID: bountyfull
To: general public
Subject: Two Things
Warnings: It's dad jokes.


[ Haha, helloooo! He waves with one han—the metal one— since the other is holding his shellphone. It's pretty novel, this kind of technology. He seems fairly adept at it if the way he's framed himself in the video is any indication. ]

I heard some pretty good jokes the other day [ DID YOU, VASH? ] so I wanted to share them.

[ He clears his throat with a laugh, his head tilting slightly. ]

What would bears be without bees?

[ There's a pause as he leans in to the camera to whisper: ]

Ears.

[ He does his absolute level best (not really) not to laugh, which is unsuccessful. Once he calms down he grins in a way that makes his nose wrinkle ]

One more!

The other day a guy hit me with a bottle of milk!

[ Another Pause... ]

How dairy?!

[ He needs to be stopped. ]

Comments

[indispensable]

[Associations are certainly a common thing, so that much Alhaitham is not surprised by—but it is always interesting to see the way it evolves over time, much like how Deshret is known as the Scarlet King. The evolution of language remains as always, a most fascinating thing.]

Yes. It was my field of studies when I was a student.

[As always, for a man who studies languages, Alhaitham sees no reason to talk much unless necessary.]

[lecturer]

Wonderful!
Perhaps sometime you'll tell me of your studies at home? I'd love to hear about it.
The idea that we are all from rather different places is a scholar's dream.
Of course, I'd be more than happy to share knowledge in exchange.

[indispensable]

I don't see why not. An exchange of knowledge can only be beneficial for both parties.

[Knowing new things is fun and exciting!! Especially if they actually make sense for once!!]