Garrus Vakarian (
thearchangel) wrote in
shellphones2024-11-08 04:55 pm
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Sender ID: thearchangel (Garrus Vakarian)
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Subject: Help Wanted
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All right, I cave.
Help wanted for someone who can engineer a way to keep someone from sinking the second they set foot in a body of water.
And please don't say "swimming lessons" - that's not physically possible without a lot of flotation assistance.
Sender ID: thearchangel (Garrus Vakarian)
To: Everyone
Subject: Help Wanted
Warnings: N/A
All right, I cave.
Help wanted for someone who can engineer a way to keep someone from sinking the second they set foot in a body of water.
And please don't say "swimming lessons" - that's not physically possible without a lot of flotation assistance.

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[Garrus it's a visor not a top secret project, calm down.]
Never heard of them. So I'm assuming no.
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[Hm. For a second there Nappa was actually kind of hopeful his people were still thriving somewhere. Pity that. Fortunately, he moves on quickly.]
Ha! Lucky for you, then. You'd know if you had Saiyans in your universe on account of all the times they beat the stuffing outta ya.
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[What is this guy, a krogan descendant?]
It's... entirely possible they were wiped out, if they existed at all - sad reality for most sentient life. You hit a certain point, giant monsters wipe your people out. But since we haven't ever found anything from a race like that, my guess is they don't exist.