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[thearchangel]

Type: Text
Sender ID: thearchangel (Garrus Vakarian)
To: Everyone
Subject: Help Wanted
Warnings: N/A

All right, I cave.

Help wanted for someone who can engineer a way to keep someone from sinking the second they set foot in a body of water.




And please don't say "swimming lessons" - that's not physically possible without a lot of flotation assistance.

Comments

[onebullet]

Hold up.

[ Uh oh. ]

Is this true? What the hell happened?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[Uh oh.]

[It was not Darin's intent to get Garrus in trouble.]

[Okay, he's got this.]

Oh I totally deserved it. We were drinking and I mouthed off and said some really stupid things so he wanted to help me calibrate.

[onebullet]

You deserved it... but he owes you for doing it?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I mean full transparency I pretty much always deserve a shot in the chops for one thing or another

Also I just really want a putza

[onebullet]

Noted.

[ Order for one (1) putza received. ]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Okay look Garrus and I were drinking and he thought I was making disparaging remarks about you

If I were in his shoes Id punch him too. Besides I healed up pretty much instantly. If I had a dubloon for every time someones punched me in the nose because I ran my mouth I could afford my own armada

Hes a good guy. Maybe one of the best.



[Also HELL YES PUTZA!!! Also don't be mad at Garrus :(]

[onebullet]

Also noted. Thanks for the info.

[ She appreciates being filled in, but that's not going to stop the chewing out Garrus has coming to him for punching his friend over her. ]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I feel like my wish for a putza may have caused some problems

[thearchangel]

Shots happened.

And confusing terminology.

[onebullet]

So you punched him?

[ There's the indication of typing for a small while, then it stops. And then starts again. ]

I'm not having this conversation over here. We'll talk later - I think you owe Darin his putza.

Whatever the hell that is.

[thearchangel]

[Oops.]

[... Yeah he's not even going to try and argue. That's an OOPS.]

Yes ma'am.