Garrus Vakarian (
thearchangel) wrote in
shellphones2024-11-08 04:55 pm
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Sender ID: thearchangel (Garrus Vakarian)
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Subject: Help Wanted
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All right, I cave.
Help wanted for someone who can engineer a way to keep someone from sinking the second they set foot in a body of water.
And please don't say "swimming lessons" - that's not physically possible without a lot of flotation assistance.
Sender ID: thearchangel (Garrus Vakarian)
To: Everyone
Subject: Help Wanted
Warnings: N/A
All right, I cave.
Help wanted for someone who can engineer a way to keep someone from sinking the second they set foot in a body of water.
And please don't say "swimming lessons" - that's not physically possible without a lot of flotation assistance.

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So... we have the plating, scales, all that.
Zero-gravity. Does... that help?
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It does, a bit. I imagine it would be quite similar, though I've never experienced a true lack of gravity— but I would consider it comparable, for these purposes.
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Yeah I guess that'd be hard to experience, here. Or anywhere without space flight.
And you can just - levitate someone?
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None of this exists where I'm from. It's hard to decide what would actually work best.
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Garrus, by the way.
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