text🌻seeking legal advice

[multidisciplinary]

Type: Text (backdated to before Farplane event)
Sender ID: Anonymous
To: Public
Subject: Seeking legal advice
Warnings: None

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Hello.

I am in need of legal advice regarding a private matter:

Is a marriage contract legally binding if one or more parties involved were under the influence of spiritual possession while it was officiated?

Thank you for your assistance.

Comments

[multidisciplinary]

[ Why does this advice sound so similar to Ranma's advice? Punching people isn't the answer to all of life's problems... ]

The unlawful destruction of legal records like marriage licenses is a crime.

As is inflicting violence on anyone who does not agree with my personal definition of my marital status.

[minorinpain]

Not if you win it ain't.

not here

[catsgothistongue]

[See! This guy gets it.]

[multidisciplinary]

And if you lose?

[minorinpain]

Ha! Guess you're gettin' your ass whupped, then. Way of the universe, pipsqueak.

That's why you gotta do everything you can to be the biggest and the strongest, cause when you got all the power, you can do exactly what you want and nobody can stop ya!

[multidisciplinary]

[ Someone clearly subscribes to the Ganondorf School of Thought. ]

I see, so you are suggesting I conquer the governments on all of the leviathans, as well as both armadas-- all so that everyone will acknowledge my individual interpretation of my marital status.

[minorinpain]

Yeah.

[multidisciplinary]

[ All right then. ]

Well, thank you for the suggestion, but I am looking for something that will be a bit more timely and not require the formation of my own navy.

[minorinpain]

Ha! That's quitter talk if I ever heard it. Good luck with bein' ghost-married, pal. Sounds like you're gonna need it!