shellphones | text🌻seeking legal advice

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text🌻seeking legal advice

Type: Text (backdated to before Farplane event)
Sender ID: Anonymous
To: Public
Subject: Seeking legal advice
Warnings: None

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Hello.

I am in need of legal advice regarding a private matter:

Is a marriage contract legally binding if one or more parties involved were under the influence of spiritual possession while it was officiated?

Thank you for your assistance.

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Oh come on! It's fun if we're just pretending~

And the last few weeks have felt like a honeymoon...

They have, haven't they?

[ She sighs in a way that sounds rather... dreamy. Which is appropriate-- the last few weeks have felt like a dream.

A dream she finds herself hoping never to wake up from. ]

Darin... There are a few things I should say to you too.

A...A few things?

[Darin exhales slowly. There's a part of him that's nervous but...]

[He has to stop assuming the worst. Especially where Zelda is concerned.]

A-Alright...

Hit me!

[ She laughs lightly. He's so cute when he's nervous like this. ]

You are what I want. "Plain and simple," I believe is how you said it. You are my dearest friend and I cannot-- no, I do not-- wish to imagine my life hear without you.

I am... I am happy too. Whatever this is... it makes me happy.

Edited 2024-12-07 06:17 (UTC)

[Hey Zelda that kinda sounds like a vow]

[Darin laughs as some of the anxiety melts away.]

Come on, Zelda...tell me something I don't already know...

[Gods above his face is burning up.]

[ Don't worry about it.

That sounds an awful lot like a challenge. Does he really want her to rise to it~? ]

Hmm, something you don't know...~

[ She pretends to think about it for a moment, but she already has something she knows he'd never guess. ]

All right. Before the Ghoul's Moon, there were times that I would... picture you servicing me...

[CHOKES]

Z..Z-Zelda...!

[WOW! HE WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT!!]

W-Well...i-in that case...

...I'm looking forward to seeing some of the other...sleepwear...that Elise had hidden in that trunk...

Maybe...tonight?

[ Zelda laughs openly. Oh, she was hoping to get this kind of reaction from him! ]

I am amenable. [ Her grin is practically audible. ]

In fact, your assistance would be most helpful. There are a great many articles of clothing inside her trunk and I am struggling to determine which ones suit me. I would greatly value a second opinion~

Well...in that case...

[Darin glances around. No one's around and no one seems to be paying him any mind.]

I can help you. You can try them on and I can...help you out of them...?

...We might only get through one or two. This might be a project that could take a few nights. I like to be thorough.

[Do you hear that smirk, Zelda?]

[ Oh, she hears that smirk. ]

Yes, we need to take our time with this project. You know how I appreciate thoroughness.

[ Some rustling is audible through the shellphone as Zelda fishes through the trunk.

>wineandblack.jpg sent.

The photograph Darin receives is of a maroon and black colored outfit laid out on Zelda's bed. ]

This one caught my eye, but I think it might be a bit... much.

Oh really? Lemme see...[Clicks link.]

HOLY MOTHER OF—

[That whooshing sound is the sound of Darin hurling his shellphone into the sky like a live grenade.]

crapCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP—

[SMACK. Oh good it sounds like he caught it.]

Edited 2024-12-08 00:24 (UTC)

[CLEARING HIS THROAT]

I uh...[His voice just cracked.]

I— 'Too much?' This? N-No way, it's perfectly tame! Considering you'll just be at home. With just me around. T-Totally...

Totally tame. B-But uh...I might need to. See it. In person.

Maybe take a picture or three. You know. If we're being rigorous and thorough about this research...

[ Zelda yanks the shellphone away from her ear and holds it at arm's length until his yelling finally abates.

Well then. Sounds like he likes it.

Zelda is covering her mouth to stifle a snicker as she brings the phone back to her ear. ]

Ah, I see. Perhaps my idea of risqué is too reserved. I shall have to adjust my standards.

But you bring up a good point. Give me a moment.

[ She puts the phone on hold. ]

[ A few minutes later, Darin's phone chimes.

>wineandblack2.jpeg received.
>wineandblack3.jpeg received.

Zelda resumes the call. ]

My apologies. This piece is rather intricate.

Will these suffice~?

[There's an audible thud as Darin hits the ground.]

[GODS ABOVE THIS IS THE BEST KIND OF TORTURE.]

Y-Yeah! Yeah that...That's good. That's really good. I think...

I think I kinda really need to see you modeling this though. Just to. You know.

Really see how it fills out.

[Haha he was gonna take care of some errands he might have just turn around and head back to her place.]

I think I'll head over now. Actually.

[ Remember when they were supposed to be figuring out their marital status? Neither does Zelda.

Darin's reactions are so delightful that Zelda just can't help but needle him further. He's so cute. He's so cute. ]

Right now? I thought you were busy today.

[ She's downright smirking as she holds the phone. ]

Yeah well...Y-You know me. Always thirsty for knowledge.

Besides...something uh.

Came up.

...In light of all of this very fascinating discussion of women's sleepwear fashion.

[ Before the Ghoul's Moon, that insinuation would have gone over Zelda's head.

But nowadays, she understands completely. ]

I am glad to hear that. It is an underappreciated field of study, in my opinion.

We should make certain that we are diligent in documenting our research.

Yeah...Yeah, I hope you don't really have anything planned for the evening. Or tonight.

...Or tomorrow morning.

Because...you know how thorough I can be...

[That nervousness is starting to melt away. He's getting more than a little excited.]

[ He's not the only one. ]

I had a few things [ she did not ] but I am willing to clear my schedule. It is best to put aside ample time for research...

Willing to clear your schedule for me?? You honor this humble blacksmith~

I’ll have to pay the honor back tenfold. I wouldn’t want to leave your research wanting.

Oh, I trust that you won't. As I have told you before, your diligence puts the scholars of Hyrule to shame.

It does help that the subject of this particular research has completely stolen my heart.

I could get lost in it for days at a time. Even weeks~

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