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shellphones2024-12-05 01:23 pm
forgeabettertomorrow) wrote in shellphones2024-12-05 01:23 pm
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Bedroom Talk
Type: Voice/Text
Sender ID: hammertime (Darin Altway)
To: Public
Subject: beds
Warnings: He's so stupid you guys
[Darin clears his throat because forget typing all of this out.]
Okay guys, I need you all to settle a bit of an argument Zelda and I are having.
See, we were out shopping for furniture for our new place and she tells me I need a bed. I say "you're right, I do! I know just the type!" So I go and I show her the hammocks because back home, I slept in a hammock. So she says [Darin clears his throat and proceeds to do his best Zelda voice] "Don't be preposterous, a hammock is not a proper bed."
Which is wrong. Because a hammock is totally a bed. Lots of things can be beds. So, to prove my point, I made this chart.
As you can see by this chart that I spent entirely too much time on, the parameters that dictate an objects "bedability" are thus. I think it's a pretty open and shut case.
Anyway, I think this explains why I should be allowed to get a hammock in my room. You guys are on my side on this, right?
[Just...you know. Ignore how he casually dropped that they're living together because he's brain dead.]
Sender ID: hammertime (Darin Altway)
To: Public
Subject: beds
Warnings: He's so stupid you guys
[Darin clears his throat because forget typing all of this out.]
Okay guys, I need you all to settle a bit of an argument Zelda and I are having.
See, we were out shopping for furniture for our new place and she tells me I need a bed. I say "you're right, I do! I know just the type!" So I go and I show her the hammocks because back home, I slept in a hammock. So she says [Darin clears his throat and proceeds to do his best Zelda voice] "Don't be preposterous, a hammock is not a proper bed."
Which is wrong. Because a hammock is totally a bed. Lots of things can be beds. So, to prove my point, I made this chart.
As you can see by this chart that I spent entirely too much time on, the parameters that dictate an objects "bedability" are thus. I think it's a pretty open and shut case.
Anyway, I think this explains why I should be allowed to get a hammock in my room. You guys are on my side on this, right?
[Just...you know. Ignore how he casually dropped that they're living together because he's brain dead.]
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So why did you let me throw you through a window?
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...What?
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What was stopping you from just stopping mid-air?
So either you're full of crap ooooorrr...
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Rrgh...like I said, I wasn't expectin' ya to be so strong, remember?! I was just...flummoxed, is all! Didn't have time to process what was happenin' to me!
[And to prove it he throws an arm outward towards open water and channels a beam of out over the water, flying over the tops of ships in the harbour and out into sea. He holds it for a few seconds before letting it go and the beam dissipates. If Darin's nearby the harbour already, no way he missed that.]
Ha! See that? Call that bein' full of crap? You just surprised me. Wasn't expecting anyone here to be a real challenge.
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...Alright, so that's not magic? You said that's energy?
What's the difference? Where's the energy come from?