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shellphones2024-12-05 01:23 pm
forgeabettertomorrow) wrote in shellphones2024-12-05 01:23 pm
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- cidolfus telamon,
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- darin altway,
- della duck,
- emet-selch,
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- hiro hamada,
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- karlach cliffgate,
- kaveh,
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- nappa,
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- sakata kintoki,
- sidestep,
- vash the stampede,
- zelda
Bedroom Talk
Type: Voice/Text
Sender ID: hammertime (Darin Altway)
To: Public
Subject: beds
Warnings: He's so stupid you guys
[Darin clears his throat because forget typing all of this out.]
Okay guys, I need you all to settle a bit of an argument Zelda and I are having.
See, we were out shopping for furniture for our new place and she tells me I need a bed. I say "you're right, I do! I know just the type!" So I go and I show her the hammocks because back home, I slept in a hammock. So she says [Darin clears his throat and proceeds to do his best Zelda voice] "Don't be preposterous, a hammock is not a proper bed."
Which is wrong. Because a hammock is totally a bed. Lots of things can be beds. So, to prove my point, I made this chart.
As you can see by this chart that I spent entirely too much time on, the parameters that dictate an objects "bedability" are thus. I think it's a pretty open and shut case.
Anyway, I think this explains why I should be allowed to get a hammock in my room. You guys are on my side on this, right?
[Just...you know. Ignore how he casually dropped that they're living together because he's brain dead.]
Sender ID: hammertime (Darin Altway)
To: Public
Subject: beds
Warnings: He's so stupid you guys
[Darin clears his throat because forget typing all of this out.]
Okay guys, I need you all to settle a bit of an argument Zelda and I are having.
See, we were out shopping for furniture for our new place and she tells me I need a bed. I say "you're right, I do! I know just the type!" So I go and I show her the hammocks because back home, I slept in a hammock. So she says [Darin clears his throat and proceeds to do his best Zelda voice] "Don't be preposterous, a hammock is not a proper bed."
Which is wrong. Because a hammock is totally a bed. Lots of things can be beds. So, to prove my point, I made this chart.
As you can see by this chart that I spent entirely too much time on, the parameters that dictate an objects "bedability" are thus. I think it's a pretty open and shut case.
Anyway, I think this explains why I should be allowed to get a hammock in my room. You guys are on my side on this, right?
[Just...you know. Ignore how he casually dropped that they're living together because he's brain dead.]
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[Never mind there's only like...three of them left. Maybe.]
It's a point of pride! I can't be happy knowing someone beat me because of a damn handicap! You wouldn't have lasted a minute against me if I'd been in control'a myself!
[Seriously, some of those memories of the fight have come back and it's shameful, shameful the way the ghost fought. Nappa's embarrassed by assocation for being affiliated with such crap technique.]
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["Point of pride"... That's something Ranma can actually get behind. He knows he'd be pretty pissed if someone beat him only cause someone else was puppeteering him...
sherry doesn't count, the ghost was actually trying to kill him and ranma broke himself free!Grinning with an excited flare in his eyes.] How about a proper fight then, without any ghosts gettin' in the way? Won't change all the bruises I'll give ya', but it's like you said. No fun in beating someone with a handicap.
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[When Ranma throws down, Nappa grins wolfishly.] Now you're talkin'. This time you can see what a Saiyan Elite is really capable of!
Sorry for the delay
[He could handle some alien guy.
No. No he absolutely could not he will die.]Talking a big game there. Where do you wanna back them up?
[aka choose the battleground napster.]