Bedroom Talk

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Type: Voice/Text
Sender ID: hammertime (Darin Altway)
To: Public
Subject: beds
Warnings: He's so stupid you guys

[Darin clears his throat because forget typing all of this out.]

Okay guys, I need you all to settle a bit of an argument Zelda and I are having.

See, we were out shopping for furniture for our new place and she tells me I need a bed. I say "you're right, I do! I know just the type!" So I go and I show her the hammocks because back home, I slept in a hammock. So she says [Darin clears his throat and proceeds to do his best Zelda voice] "Don't be preposterous, a hammock is not a proper bed."

Which is wrong. Because a hammock is totally a bed. Lots of things can be beds. So, to prove my point, I made this chart.



As you can see by this chart that I spent entirely too much time on, the parameters that dictate an objects "bedability" are thus. I think it's a pretty open and shut case.

Anyway, I think this explains why I should be allowed to get a hammock in my room. You guys are on my side on this, right?

[Just...you know. Ignore how he casually dropped that they're living together because he's brain dead.]

Comments

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[There's a few minutes before Darin responds.]

What about between different social castes? You ever hear of something like that happening?

[astudyinviolet]

Yes, even royalty and commoners.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Royalty? I never said anything about royalty!

[astudyinviolet]

No, you spoke of social castes. I intended to cover relations between any caste by using the greatest extreme as an example.

[ He's not trying to out Princess Miss Zelda, but Darin will be doing just that if he keeps reacting as such. ]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Oh! OH!

I got it you just wanted to use that example specifically to show the disparity and not because Im just a blacksmith.

Because shes just a researcher.

So we would totally be in the same caste.

Not that we want to be

Private

[astudyinviolet]

If you wish to not expose Miss Zelda's royal heritage, I would say less on the matter. The more you try to say otherwise, the more attention you bring to the opposite being true.

[ Translation: Darin, shut up. You're being too obvious. ]

Private

[forgeabettertomorrow]

How did you find out? Is someone blowing her cover? Do I need to have words with someone??

Private

[astudyinviolet]

I deduced that she was of nobility the first time I met her, but it was upon playing a game that I learned she was a princess. She was quite impaired at the time, so I fear multiple people may have learned the truth.

The one you need to have words with is none other than the princess herself.