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Eustace ([personal profile] flamekthunder) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2025-02-03 01:13 pm

anon ⊗ dating advice

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Sender ID: anonymous (Eustace)
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Subject: first date help!!
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uwaaa we're going on our first date but i've never been on one before!! what should i do?? we're going to the dragon's gale but like i want them to have a good time!! we've been friends for so long how can i make it special so it's not like another day out?? 😫😫😫😫

any advice appreciated thanks!!!! 🥰🥰🥰


[There's a reason why this is anonymous.

Already regretting his decision, Eustace grimaces in disgust typing this hideous thing. But he doesn't want bothersome questions about himself and [redacted], and he knows he's out of his element here. Since he doesn't know anyone personally to ask and he definitely doesn't want [redacted] to see it, he's just going to cover all his tracks and inflict self-torture as he channels someone from his world to pretend as. thanks Beatrix he hates this so much]
mwehehe: (anata no moto e)

anon, because this was cringe to write she doesn't want her name attached

[personal profile] mwehehe 2025-02-04 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Like 💛 OMG 😱 a 💯💓 first 😌 date?? 👫🔕 What 😦 do they LIKE? Flowers? 🌺🌺 Romance? You ☝☝ should 💘 totally ♂😠 go 🤛 for a stroll on ♿🔛 the beach 👙😍 at 💰 sunset!! That 👨 would be the 🌌 most 🐶 romantic 💋 I 🙉🍑 think. 💭 Unless 💁 you already do ⚠ that, then you 🏾 should 💘 do 💕💦 something BIGGER. Rose petal path 🛣🛣 on 🔛🔛 the 🅱 beach! Big 😍😫 heart in 🍑🕕 the 👦 middle 🖕 around 🕥 a 👌 candlelit table of 👨💦 dinner! 🍲🍤

[...if anyone ever asks, she'll deny it was her. This is probably the most cringe thing she's done, and that's saying something considering who she is.]
mwehehe: (omoide to kasanariau)

[personal profile] mwehehe 2025-02-05 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, she does too, but now it's too late.]

It's 🐐🥇 totallllllly not ❌ too 😜😡 much! I guess I 💰🏻 can ❌ tone it 😝 down 👇 KINDA, 😡😡 but 🤚 what 👶😱 does ❓ your partner 👫 like????
mwehehe: (there will be a fine thing)

[personal profile] mwehehe 2025-02-10 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Well 🕳🔥 then 🕛😂 like, take 😥✋ them 🏼 dancing! On 🔛 the ‼ beach! Rose petals! Make it special with 👏👏 everything 🙌🙌 they 👧📚 like! Serenade them, 😎❄ maybe. 🔥😿

[...not that Eustace probably knows what dating sims are, but that is where Futaba has gotten most of her knowledge of dating. Yes, sure she's dated someone for a while now, but that's still very new. But what she does know that isn't from a dating sim, is that doing things that the other person likes but making it special for them? Makes it more special. Doing that just because it makes them smile? Yeah. She'll even drop the obnoxious emojis... for now.]

If you just wanna see them smile because they're happy, then doing something specifically to make them happy is probably enough. As long as you're thinking of them when you make the plan, you know? Like 'oh they like eating shrimp, I'll take them out for a shrimp dinner in a nice place to eat!' Or if they like hiking, go on a hike with them after you find a nice place. You know?
mwehehe: (oose nakatta yakusoku)

[personal profile] mwehehe 2025-02-14 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
It just means you REALLY LIKE THEM 😊💖 that's all! You always want to impress that person. You should be yourself and do what you know they like. 💖 It's always 💯 more special that way!!!
mwehehe: (ayashiku kagayaku)

[personal profile] mwehehe 2025-02-16 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not very interesting either, ❗ but I have someone who likes me 😍 for me anyway! There's something theylike 💗 about you, whether you see 👀 it or not, so don't 🙅 sweat 😰 it.
mwehehe: (ano hi kara zutto)

[personal profile] mwehehe 2025-02-24 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Then it happens. But it probably 😱 won't be because of you messing up by doing something they ⁉ may not 😥 like, so as long as they know you were doing it out of you 😫 liking them, 😊 it'll be fine!!!
mwehehe: (oboeta majutsu)

[personal profile] mwehehe 2025-02-27 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
As long as you're trying your best, 😄 how can they 😈 be mad?! You 👧👈 don't have to be perfect! 💯💯 Being perfect just makes it harder on you.

[This is actually true, in her experience at least, that just doing what they can is enough. It doesn't need to be perfect, just thoughtful. While it's punctuated with ridiculous emojis (the lesson with those being someone will always make it crazier do not tempt her), it does come from the heart.]
stillarhino: kick you when you're down || AC/DC (117 ☠ as you're slipping down the wall)

not here

[personal profile] stillarhino 2025-02-05 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[good thing this is anon, otherwise someone might be taking notes.]