anon ⊗ dating advice

[flamekthunder]

Type: Text
Sender ID: anonymous (Eustace)
To: Everyone
Subject: first date help!!
Warnings: none

uwaaa we're going on our first date but i've never been on one before!! what should i do?? we're going to the dragon's gale but like i want them to have a good time!! we've been friends for so long how can i make it special so it's not like another day out?? 😫😫😫😫

any advice appreciated thanks!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

[There's a reason why this is anonymous.

Already regretting his decision, Eustace grimaces in disgust typing this hideous thing. But he doesn't want bothersome questions about himself and [redacted], and he knows he's out of his element here. Since he doesn't know anyone personally to ask and he definitely doesn't want [redacted] to see it, he's just going to cover all his tracks and inflict self-torture as he channels someone from his world to pretend as. thanks Beatrix he hates this so much]

Comments

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Well, if you ask me, there's no such thing as overdoing it! But as being over the top is part of my job, I may be the wrong person to ask in that regard.

But you strike me as someone who prefers things a little less extravagant, unless I am wrong?

[flamekthunder]

simpler would definitely be easier....

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Of course, I had a feeling you would think so!

In any case, whether a simple gesture or a grand one, so long as it comes from the heart and holds meaning to the both of you, I don't think you have anything to fear. Truly, I don't have any doubts of your ability to create something special for your date~

[flamekthunder]

hmm... i'm still a worried, but!!!

this does help me feel better about things, so i really appreciate the time you've taken to answer my silly little question!! 😊😊😊

[And he does mean it even if it's expressed...like...this. Anyway, reinforcing the idea of just doing what he thinks might be best and with genuine sincerity does help ease him quite a bit.]

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Of course! I wish you all the best of luck, my friend!

[And then, after a brief pause, one final message goes through.]

And I hope next we speak, I get to speak to the real you~

[He may have noticed the shift in tone in the writing.]

[flamekthunder]

ehehe i don't know what you meeeeannnnn~~ 😜

[Honestly he's not too surprised if someone notices that this is a fake persona. The only thing that matters is no one figures out it's himself.

Or they die.

(Kidding.




Maybe.)]