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[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Type: Text
Sender ID: spectacleofphantasmagoria (Lyney)
To: Public
Subject: Sisterrrrr
Warnings: Lyney's dramatic ass

[So, what comes up on the network isn't actually any words, but a picture. A big, obnoxious picture, with some text superimposed upon it. The picture is then followed by several others, all depicting a similar theme, and similar motif:]



[Following the pictures is a morose-reading text from a certain magician.]

To think, after two whole years apart, my own sister refuses to acknowledge me! I simply wished to spend time with my dear sister! Oh, the humanity..! My dear sister, if you can see this, please reconsider your cruel and coldhearted decision! Your brother misses you so!

[Sure he may have been a little overbearing with her, checking in on her a bit more than was necessary, but he had missed her! Being blocked on the Shellphones was hardly fair, in Lyney's humble opinion! He clearly didn't do a single thing wrong!]

[...Okay no he may have been quite annoying and irritating to his introverted sister and pushed her to block him because of his overbearing-ness, but like hell is he admitting that.]

Comments

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Oh, Freminet has certainly missed her dearly! He may not message her over the shellphones as frequently as I do, but he definitely has had time to show her how much he missed her and got to spend some quality time with her!

Ah, don't feel so jealous, mon amour! Though she is my sister, there is no replacing your place in my heart~

[book2thehead]

Hmmm~ But you simply haven't had enough, yes? Man alive, both Freminet and Lynette are truly lucky to have such a loving, doting older brother like yourself~

[Sorry not sorry, Fremi and Lynette. He's enjoying stoking the flames of drama here.]

Oh, there may not be any replacing me, but she can certainly still outrank me! I understand completely. There's no need for you to placate me with your sweet words. ♥

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Ah, if only they saw it the same way you did! But alas, sometimes they fail to see it as such!

Now Heizou, don't think such things! Trust me when I say my words here are true ♥

[book2thehead]

Awww, my poor magician. I suppose you'll have to settle with spoiling little old me tonight instead!

They can be true AND placating all at once! I'm just going to have to satisfy myself with whatever position this puts me at in your life... I wonder if Lynette will allow herself to be a shoulder for me to cry on?

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Now listen, you don't mean to team up with Lynette now, do you??

[book2thehead]

Oh? Does that bother you?

Does that scare you~?

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

I don't know, should it??

[chatteblanche]

it should

[book2thehead]

Man alive, Ms. Lynette! You're going to make him believe you like this! :3

[chatteblanche]

don't worry, he knows better.


:3

[book2thehead]

I get the feeling that he's been away from you for so long now that he'll claim not to! And probably make another post just like this in his woe.

[chatteblanche]

and he'll get more attention from me and everyone else. mission accomplished.

[book2thehead]

Attention, yes! But what he really wants is more time to spend in your presence.

[book2thehead]

Of course not! We both love you so much, after all~

[:3]

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

For some reason you're not doing a very good job of convincing me.

[book2thehead]

No? I really can't imagine why that might be, danna-sama...

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Because, mon coeur, you are unfortunately quite open when you are causing mischief~

[book2thehead]

Oh, is that right? Sounds like something I'm going to need to work on. Could I perhaps enlist you to help me out with that~?

text >> private

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

[Oh, Lyney has a perfect answer for that. But first, he switches their conversation to private. He has SOME respect for appearances, after all.]

And make you even more of a brat than usual?

Are you suggesting I may have to teach you how to behave, chérie?

[not here]

[empyrean_mirror]

[Casually making a note to ask Alhaitham what "danna-sama" means for ammunition later.]

[not here]

[book2thehead]

[HOW DARE.]

[indispensable]

Keep your bedroom roleplay in private.

[Y'all pls.]

[book2thehead]

Man alive, no one asked you to read every comment on Lyney's post! You're a bigger snoop than I expected, senpai!

[indispensable]

[back to 'senpai' now are we.]

I'm merely reminding you that this is a public forum.

[So keep the bedroom talk elsewhere he nobody needs to read it.]

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Bedroom roleplay?

Alhaitham, what are you talking about? You make it sound like pet names and terms of endearment are some form of lewd exchange!