💭 have you ever had a showerthought

[oathkeeper]

Type: Text
Sender ID: Oathkeeper (Sora)
To: Everyone!
Subject: Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you you would you
Warnings: Tba.

have you ever had a random thought come to your head when you least expect it and you just don’t know what the answer to it would be? but you just can’t stop thinking about it? and you’ve gotta say it to somebody?

stuff like…

[This is an impromptu showerthoughts network post where characters can post their random thinky thoughts and others can tag them with their commentary on it. Post your character, provide some showerthoughts and tag around! You can always use this reddit or tfln for some ideas.]

Comments

[activatingcombatmode]

Wait. Okay, now we're just teetering on the edge of horror here. You seriously think there's something bigger than Eltrut or Elah down there, though? That's crazy.

[midifications]

Maybe! Maybe a big mermaid. I mean, we have mermaids, don't we? Maybe some live in the bosom of a giant mermaid in the deep. There, not so scary now, is it, if some underwater people live on some giant mermaid's tits, eh?

[MID.... PLEASE........]

[activatingcombatmode]

You think.

There's a giant mermaid with huge boobs down there.

[midifications]

Yeah, why not? Like there ain't weirder things here.

[activatingcombatmode]

Name one thing weirder than a giant mermaid leviathan where people live on her boobs.

[midifications]

Walkin' sharks? The leviathans in general? The BREAD THING?

[activatingcombatmode]

I'd like to argue that living on boobs is even weirder than The Bread Thing. Probably?

Don't get me wrong! Boobs are great! But would a mermaid want people living on them? That doesn't sound comfortable for her!

[midifications]

They aren't turning to mushy bread down there, nor are they cursed.

I mean I guess it could just be between scales, but that would be a problem since scales can come off or get ripped off. Safer if it's just a mermaid god or whatever, most gods have that whole 'be safe in my bosom' thing anyway, don't they? Why not take it literally??

[Is she trolling at this point? Serious? Yes.]

[activatingcombatmode]

Be safe in my bosom...

This seriously takes it to a whole new level.

[He's totally falling for this troll, too.]

The last thing I want to think about is living between two big scaly breasts.

genuine apologies for this threadjack but I had to

[octoblot]

what

[what did he just read with his own two eyes]

lmao

[midifications]

What?

[octoblot]

Please tell me that you don't actually think there's a giant mermaid that other mers just live in the bosom of.

Because this is perhaps the stupidest thing I have ever heard someone speculate about the ocean.

[midifications]

Why? This ain't a normal ocean, is it? Why couldn't there be something like that down there?

[octoblot]

Listen, I'm not saying that a mermaid of colossal size isn't possible.

I just think that the second part of what you said about smaller mers just casually living on her chest as a home was ridiculous.