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[thearchangel]

Type: Text
Sender ID: thearchangel (Garrus Vakarian)
To: Everyone
Subject: House cleaning with your neighborhood alien.
Warnings: None

Does anyone want any of this?

[Attached to the message is an image of many, many boxes of Pocky. There's so much. And it's all untouched.]

Before anyone asks "what kind is there", there's all kinds. No, I'm not selling it, just come take it away. Yes, I know there's a lot. No, I'm not going to eat it.

It's not opened, either. I just don't want it.

[Someone finally went back to his hole in the wall apartment after... a long time, and decided to finally clean house.]

Comments

text; un: deepstar

[deepstar]

How and why do you have so much of it?

[thearchangel]

Someone left it behind.

[Which is. Ominous. But easiest explanation.]

I don't want it. They're not going to eat it.

[deepstar]

Hmmm. So you, yourself, aren't a fan.

[thearchangel]

No. I'm really not.

So - I'd rather give them away.