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[thearchangel]

Type: Text
Sender ID: thearchangel (Garrus Vakarian)
To: Everyone
Subject: House cleaning with your neighborhood alien.
Warnings: None

Does anyone want any of this?

[Attached to the message is an image of many, many boxes of Pocky. There's so much. And it's all untouched.]

Before anyone asks "what kind is there", there's all kinds. No, I'm not selling it, just come take it away. Yes, I know there's a lot. No, I'm not going to eat it.

It's not opened, either. I just don't want it.

[Someone finally went back to his hole in the wall apartment after... a long time, and decided to finally clean house.]

Comments

[thearchangel]

You didn't know. And I didn't mention it.

[He'd purposefully not mentioned it. But he doesn't want to bring that up too and make this even more awkward.]

Just

Just the cookies.

They're the only thing I want out of the place.

[playertwotailed]

Consider them gone, then. And if you happen to find any others, feel free to send me a message. I'll take care of them right away.

[It isn't often you can do a favor for someone and get sweets out of it.]

[thearchangel]

I doubt I'll go looking for more, sorry.

I'll send you the location.