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[thearchangel]

Type: Text
Sender ID: thearchangel (Garrus Vakarian)
To: Everyone
Subject: House cleaning with your neighborhood alien.
Warnings: None

Does anyone want any of this?

[Attached to the message is an image of many, many boxes of Pocky. There's so much. And it's all untouched.]

Before anyone asks "what kind is there", there's all kinds. No, I'm not selling it, just come take it away. Yes, I know there's a lot. No, I'm not going to eat it.

It's not opened, either. I just don't want it.

[Someone finally went back to his hole in the wall apartment after... a long time, and decided to finally clean house.]

Comments

un: reindered

[reindered]

what's that? chocolate? sweets? i'll take some!

[Garrus is lucky it isn't the cotton candy. Though at least that is sort of in control to some degree with Darin being able to make it with his machine, so that can be somewhat limited, that Chopper doesn't live off of the stuff.

But. Really. Anything chocolate/sweet, Chopper is probably going to like it.]

[thearchangel]

Some of it's chocolate. Apparently there's spicy ones, but I can't tell.

[Please come take this stuff away, doctor toddler.]

[reindered]

spicy?? but it's chocolate??

[Why ruin the delicious sweetness with spicy stuff??? Ew??]

[thearchangel]

I can't taste it, but apparently some of them are "wasabi" flavored?

[reindered]

what's that? a different kind of chocolate?

[thearchangel]

It's something spicy. I guess? Like I said, I can't taste it.

[reindered]

why would someone ruin chocolate by making it spicy?!

[Ew. Cannot relate. Nope.]

[thearchangel]

I have no idea.

Someone's bound to like it though.

[reindered]

not me if it's spicy! chocolate is supposed to be sweet!

[thearchangel]

Then you can take some of the normal ones if you want?

[reindered]

is there a way to tell which aren't spicy?