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[heyyourenotsonic]

Type: Video
Sender ID: heyyourenotsonic (Amy Rose)
To: Everyone!
Subject: Home renovations
Warnings: Various images of home destruction. Will update if anything comes up.


[ The image is fuzzy at first. Grumbling from a female voice can be heard-- finally, the image evens out and clears up, revealing none other than an adorable pink hedgehog. She plasters a big smile on her face, even if it is definitely a little nervous. ]

Hi everyone! Quick question, but is anyone good with repairs? Specifically the kind that have to do with maybe sort of repairing a biiiiig portion of a roof? Because, due to a series of extremely unfortunate events a month ago, I may or may not have made a tiny error while I was cooking, and... well. I accidentally got a skylight I didn't want and uh, a few walls knocked out.

[ The view shifts away from Amy as she slowly pans around the damage. It's been cleaned up, and there's tarp where the roof is no longer present. The whole kitchen leading into the living room is definitely heavily damaged though. It may or may not be obvious this wasn't a kitchen mistake. Amy will never tell the truth, though. The view flips back to her face again. ]

If anyone can help, I'd be grateful, and so would my friends! I'll pay you of course. Please let me know!

Comments

text, un: vulturvolans

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That amount of damage could not have come from a cooking accident.

[He is the pinnacle of helpfulness.]

[heyyourenotsonic]

It definitely came from a cooking accident. And now I've learned my lesson.

[ THIS IS THE HILL SHE CHOOSES TO DIE ON ]

[indispensable]

[THERE ARE BETTER HILLS THAT AREN'T MADE BY EDGY HEDGEHOGS, AMY.

Also Alhaitham is seeing the other (public) replies and well. He can maybe accept the notion of explosions being made. Just maybe.]

For future reference, it would be more prudent to concoct any experiments of an explosive nature in an outdoor environment. Ideally an open space.

[heyyourenotsonic]

[ LISTEN, THE EDGY HEDGEHOG STARTED THIS SHIT AND THIS IS WHY THEY CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. ]

Yeah, that's the general plan. I'm just sort of taking this as a lesson learned sorta situation at this point.

[indispensable]

[...well, at least she's open to learning from her mistakes(?) Whatever those may be. He's not going to pry since its not like this concerns him.]

There are also numerous others who would probably be more than willing to give you advice in any of your future of endeavors of... explosion making.

[heyyourenotsonic]

[ Crisis averted for now-' ]

Oh, I can assure you. I've learned a very valuable lesson about explosion... making. Some ingredients just don't mix.

...apparently. Even if one ingredient is smarter than the other because the other is an idiot because it doesn't want to be emotionally compromised.

[ ...what. ]

[indispensable]

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You may want to consider using ingredients of either non-sentient or non-living origins for your next attempt.

[Look this world is weird he's messaging an anthropomorphic hedgehog he's just going to assume she tried to use the equivalent of Elemental Slimes or something.]

[heyyourenotsonic]

Or clubbing the other more explosive ingredient upside its stupid, stubborn head and then maybe, just MAYBE it will see reason for once in its life and want to have nice things.

[ She stares at the screen. ]

Bread baking can be volatile.

[indispensable]

[Well Alhaitham can't say that he doesn't relate to that a bit... but also Mrs. Hedgehog he doesn't know you so he isn't going to entertain that tirade. Mostly.]

I reiterate my earlier point.

You may also want to consider using something sturdier for more effective results.

[heyyourenotsonic]

Valid.

Sturdier, huh? I'll keep that in mind.

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[And that's all the advice you're getting from him Amy, especially because his husband has decided to butt in and take over. Enjoy?????]