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heyyourenotsonic (Amy Rose)
To: Everyone!
Subject: Home renovations
Warnings: Various images of home destruction. Will update if anything comes up.

[ The image is fuzzy at first. Grumbling from a female voice can be heard-- finally, the image evens out and clears up, revealing none other than an adorable pink hedgehog. She plasters a big smile on her face, even if it is definitely a little nervous. ]

Hi everyone! Quick question, but is anyone good with repairs? Specifically the kind that have to do with maybe sort of repairing a biiiiig portion of a roof? Because, due to a series of extremely unfortunate events a month ago, I may or may not have made a tiny error while I was cooking, and... well. I accidentally got a skylight I didn't want and uh, a few walls knocked out.

[ The view shifts away from Amy as she slowly pans around the damage. It's been cleaned up, and there's tarp where the roof is no longer present. The whole kitchen leading into the living room is definitely heavily damaged though. It may or may not be obvious this wasn't a kitchen mistake. Amy will never tell the truth, though. The view flips back to her face again. ]

If anyone can help, I'd be grateful, and so would my friends! I'll pay you of course. Please let me know!

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How th' hells did cooking do that? What didja even do?

[Because that doesn't look like just a cooking "accident"...........]

Oh, is that the story you're going with.

That amount of damage could not have come from a cooking accident.

[He is the pinnacle of helpfulness.]

[...How... No, he won't question it. No, he wants to question it.]

...Right, so what's the full extent of the damage here? Given how large that "skylight" is, I wager you'd be needing a whole new roof...and more if there was any other structural damage to the house.

I'm used to working with wood. I could take a look if you want.

[He is deeply curious. He knows Lace Harding - no one is that bad at cooking they blow out a wall or five.]

[But he keeps that to himself, for the moment.]

...Um, I can recommend some of the crews I used for the cafe but you might need to just have the entire house renovated.

Were you cooking explosives?

Damn, yo. You sure it was cookin'? 'Cause it looks like 'em tentacles got your place good.

[Only because it happened to their cottage at Hero's Rest too...]

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