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[heyyourenotsonic]

Type: Video
Sender ID: heyyourenotsonic (Amy Rose)
To: Everyone!
Subject: Home renovations
Warnings: Various images of home destruction. Will update if anything comes up.


[ The image is fuzzy at first. Grumbling from a female voice can be heard-- finally, the image evens out and clears up, revealing none other than an adorable pink hedgehog. She plasters a big smile on her face, even if it is definitely a little nervous. ]

Hi everyone! Quick question, but is anyone good with repairs? Specifically the kind that have to do with maybe sort of repairing a biiiiig portion of a roof? Because, due to a series of extremely unfortunate events a month ago, I may or may not have made a tiny error while I was cooking, and... well. I accidentally got a skylight I didn't want and uh, a few walls knocked out.

[ The view shifts away from Amy as she slowly pans around the damage. It's been cleaned up, and there's tarp where the roof is no longer present. The whole kitchen leading into the living room is definitely heavily damaged though. It may or may not be obvious this wasn't a kitchen mistake. Amy will never tell the truth, though. The view flips back to her face again. ]

If anyone can help, I'd be grateful, and so would my friends! I'll pay you of course. Please let me know!

Comments

un: midifications

[midifications]

How th' hells did cooking do that? What didja even do?

[Because that doesn't look like just a cooking "accident"...........]

[heyyourenotsonic]

Explosion! Aha, I mixed the wrong stuff and it had a chemical reaction. You know how it is!

[ PLEASE BELIEVE HER PLEASE BELIEVE HER-- ]

[midifications]

[Look Mid might be an engineer and explosions or weird reactions are normal(ish) but...]

I don't know much about cookin' but I've never seen food do that.

[heyyourenotsonic]

Same! It was a first for me, too. I don't usually make mistakes in the kitchen, but...

[ She glances aside. ]

I did that night.

audio; un: readytogo

[stealthpun]

Oh, is that the story you're going with.

[heyyourenotsonic]

It's the truth!

[ ESPIO PLEASE-- ]

[stealthpun]

Remember who you are trying to convince. However, if you wish to challenge a detective who observed the scene, so be it.

[heyyourenotsonic]

Cooking accidents happen. Gas leaks.

text, un: vulturvolans

[indispensable]

That amount of damage could not have come from a cooking accident.

[He is the pinnacle of helpfulness.]

[heyyourenotsonic]

It definitely came from a cooking accident. And now I've learned my lesson.

[ THIS IS THE HILL SHE CHOOSES TO DIE ON ]

[indispensable]

[THERE ARE BETTER HILLS THAT AREN'T MADE BY EDGY HEDGEHOGS, AMY.

Also Alhaitham is seeing the other (public) replies and well. He can maybe accept the notion of explosions being made. Just maybe.]

For future reference, it would be more prudent to concoct any experiments of an explosive nature in an outdoor environment. Ideally an open space.

[heyyourenotsonic]

[ LISTEN, THE EDGY HEDGEHOG STARTED THIS SHIT AND THIS IS WHY THEY CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. ]

Yeah, that's the general plan. I'm just sort of taking this as a lesson learned sorta situation at this point.

video; id: ramuhs

[ramuhs]

[...How... No, he won't question it. No, he wants to question it.]

...Right, so what's the full extent of the damage here? Given how large that "skylight" is, I wager you'd be needing a whole new roof...and more if there was any other structural damage to the house.

[heyyourenotsonic]

Hi, Cid! A whole new roof, huh? Okay, yeah... that. That tracks.

[ She runs a hand down her face and smiles sheepishly. ]

Well... I hadn't planned on remodeling so early, but! It's okay. Always a positive in everything, right?

[ ....right? ]

[ramuhs]

[Why does this sound and look a bit strained?]

Usually.

[...Hm.]

You weren't hurt were you? Looks like quite the, uh, accident. What happened?

[heyyourenotsonic]

[ Don't be suspicious, doooon't be suspicious-- ]

Aha, no, not hurt! [ Feelings hurt maybe but-- ] It was a cooking accident. I maybe sorta left something in the oven a little too long, and uh, it caught on fire and then boom.

voice; un: weisshappened

[weisshappened]

I'm used to working with wood. I could take a look if you want.

[He is deeply curious. He knows Lace Harding - no one is that bad at cooking they blow out a wall or five.]

[But he keeps that to himself, for the moment.]

[heyyourenotsonic]

I would be super appreciative! It's uh, quite a bit of damage.

[ And by quite a bit.... she means fucking extensive-- ]

[weisshappened]

Yeah, no kidding. Wha'd you do, anyway?

video; un: paradisea

[empyrean_mirror]

...Um, I can recommend some of the crews I used for the cafe but you might need to just have the entire house renovated.

Were you cooking explosives?

[heyyourenotsonic]

Oof, that's what I was worried about... well. No time like the present, I guess!

...Yeeeeah, something like that.

[ If explosives were made out of feelings and a black hedgehog im denial maybe-- ]

[empyrean_mirror]

Follow up question: Why?

[Ma'am you do science experiments outside the home??? that's safety protocol??????]

video; un: soundsurfer

[stillarhino]

Damn, yo. You sure it was cookin'? 'Cause it looks like 'em tentacles got your place good.

[Only because it happened to their cottage at Hero's Rest too...]

[heyyourenotsonic]

I don't usually make mistakes in the kitchen, but when I do... I do it big.

[ She laughs and rubs the back of her neck. ]

No one was hurt and that's what matters.

[stillarhino]

Did an oven explode or somethin'?

[Because now he's curious! What kind of kitchen accident could've caused that?]