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[rokubro]

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Sender ID: rokubro (Rokurou)
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Subject: Tomatos R Veggtabels
Warnings: Chaos and ragebaiting

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Tomatos R Veggtabels CHANGE MY MIND

Yep, that's it. HE'S ON TEAM VEGETABLES NO MATTER WHAT try and prove him and everyone else wrong—

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video; un: sparkstrikes. private.

[sparkstrikes]

[She's just going to go straight to video to avoid his atrocious spelling.]

Are you really that bored?

[There is so much to unpack here, but first...]

[rokubro]

[But Lightning it would be more fun if you took his terrible spelling—]

I wouldn't say bored. I'm just trying to engage in a very serious matter.

[sparkstrikes]

You don't actually believe that they're a vegetable, right?

[Please tell her this is just ragebait.]

[rokubro]

Why wouldn't I? It's one hundred percent a vegetable.

[Telling her nothing.]

[sparkstrikes]

Because it's not.

[That's just facts.]

They have seeds and grow from a flower. [Is she going to blow his mind with this?] Just like cucumbers and peppers.

[rokubro]

So?

[Unfortunately, Eizen already grilled him on those but he still doesn't believe.]

I've heard of seedless grapes and melons—are they now vegetables?

[sparkstrikes]

[Don't take the bait, Lightning... Don't take the bait...]

You know those aren't actually grown the right way, right?

[rokubro]

[Hook line and sinker—]

That's not a no.

[sparkstrikes]

I didn't think I needed to say no for you to get it, but... no.

[She huffs.]

Technically, they're just clones or something, aren't they?

[rokubro]

So does that mean they're not really a fruit?

[Oh he is definitely being difficult now.]

[sparkstrikes]

[Very difficult. WHY DID SHE DECIDE TO HUMOUR HIM... but she is too stubborn to back down now.]

You're not gonna start calling melons and grapes vegetables too...

[rokubro]

Nah, I still think they're fruits. But if we were going by your definition, yeah.

But all that science aside, do you really see tomatoes and cucumbers as fruits?