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first ⚔️ tomatoes are veggies

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Sender ID: rokubro (Rokurou)
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Subject: Tomatos R Veggtabels
Warnings: Chaos and ragebaiting

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Tomatos R Veggtabels CHANGE MY MIND

Yep, that's it. HE'S ON TEAM VEGETABLES NO MATTER WHAT try and prove him and everyone else wrong—

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wat abot slices on sanwichs

i mean its aight on a sando
but you can put fruit in them too
that aint really helping us here

dont put frut on burgers tho

rite?

nah fruit dont belong on burgers
they only gotta be on dessert and other sweets

aint seen no tomato on those

exactly

wait

wat about carrot cake

augh hard pass yo

im soso but

it is a dessert

....shit youre right
whyd some asshole have to go and put a veggie in cake yo?

[This poor carrot cake inventory catching strays outta nowhere.]

hmmm we need a bettr argument for how its a veg

we got taste

wht els

[This is serious, Beat. They gotta figure this out.]

[He's giving it a serious think, man!]

hey you think fruits do good in food fights?

[Where is he even going with this?]

hell yeah

hard ones lik melons r graet for smashing

get the soft ones or clos to rotten and they make a good mess too

damn you use melons for food fights?

y not

gotta use whatever u hav when in war

you aint the type to hold back huh
wouldnt wanna hurt someone in a food fights all
least for me

nah a melon wouldnt hurt my bros at least

cut em up for free slices

wait we talking about a full melon or something sliced

[This is important.]

both

damn you out for blood yo

a war between six brothers of corse wed go all out!

damn six of ya
now i get it
only one i got is my sis

missin out man

but even if we had sisters

be the same

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