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rokurou rangetsu ([personal profile] rokubro) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-03-02 11:02 am

first ⚔️ tomatoes are veggies

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Subject: Tomatos R Veggtabels
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Tomatos R Veggtabels CHANGE MY MIND

Yep, that's it. HE'S ON TEAM VEGETABLES NO MATTER WHAT try and prove him and everyone else wrong—

This is an open post that anyone can threadjack and comment to anyone!]
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[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-03-07 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Science is how we classify things, Zack.

Not all fruit are sweet either.
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[personal profile] activatingcombatmode 2026-03-14 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Science is how we get bad headaches sometimes, Raha.

Sure, not all fruits are sweet but tomatoes aren't sweet or sour. They're just savoury. You put them in vegetable soup. They make pasta sauce. You can't make pasta sauce with sweet fruit!


[Oh boy.]
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[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-03-14 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Science is how you get bad headaches sometimes, Zack.

[ He loves Zack regardless though. ]

You are mistaken about soup and pasta sauces always being savory. There's such a thing as sweet and savory, which includes the usage of fruit.
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[personal profile] activatingcombatmode 2026-03-16 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Hey now.

[He laughs... Okay, he's dumb as rocks. Love him anyway.]

That's just jam??
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[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-03-19 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Curries are not jam, love.
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[personal profile] activatingcombatmode 2026-03-21 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Are curries made with fruit?!
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[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-03-21 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Fruit can be placed into curry, yes.

Did you not know this?

Some even put fruit on pizza.
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[personal profile] activatingcombatmode 2026-03-26 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Pineapple pizza I get behind.

I guess I haven't eaten a lot of curry.
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[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-03-26 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
People get into heated arguments about pineapple on pizza, you realize. Even more so than this one.

All this means is that we have to try more foods. A shame, that.
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[personal profile] activatingcombatmode 2026-03-27 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
I know, people get real serious about food choices. Nothing wrong with fruit on pizza, though. It's all about the tangy sweet with the cheese.

[the pain it took to write that]

Oh no, another date night? Whatever am I going to do about that.
afflatusexarch: (( gp ) g2)

suffer fruit on pizza

[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-04-09 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweetness with the savoriness of salt is a good combination indeed. I suppose we can stay together as long as we can agree on that much.

Since we're already talking about dates, I have a place I'd like to try.
Edited 2026-04-17 03:05 (UTC)
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[personal profile] activatingcombatmode 2026-04-17 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm glad that saved us. But what do you think about things like ... chocolate covered bacon, then? Sweet coconut shrimp?

What place?
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[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-04-17 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
I think chocolate covered bacon would be delightful. Sweet coconut shrimp, however, I've already tried and have found I like it.

As for the place, it's a surprise.
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[personal profile] activatingcombatmode 2026-04-17 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Then I know what food to get for the date.

If it's a secret I'll leave it up to you then.
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[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-04-19 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Just be ready by the evening, understand?

It will be certainly special indeed.