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[rokubro]

Type: Text
Sender ID: rokubro (Rokurou)
To: Public
Subject: Tomatos R Veggtabels
Warnings: Chaos and ragebaiting

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Tomatos R Veggtabels CHANGE MY MIND

Yep, that's it. HE'S ON TEAM VEGETABLES NO MATTER WHAT try and prove him and everyone else wrong—

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Comments

[sparkstrikes]

[HE'S NOT EVEN LISTENING TO HER...]

What?

[She stares at the screen of her phone, clearly shocked.]

You're saying you actually like it?

[rokubro]

Kind of hard to say if I like it as a drink, but I could do it.

[Annnd another "sip."]

Tolerable is probably the better word.

[sparkstrikes]

[Stop. Drinking.]

Still think it's a smoothie?

[rokubro]

No. Which means it's not a fruit.

[sparkstrikes]

[She is going to suplex him...]

That wasn't even the point of all of this!

[WHAT WAS THE POINT she doesn't even remember anymore why he was drinking ketchup!!!]

[rokubro]

[Start a count, it might become a trend.]

Sure it was! I drank ketchup to prove that since it's not a smoothie, tomatoes can't be fruit.

[Was it? Was it really? No, but does that matter in all this? Also no.]

[sparkstrikes]

[There is just silence from her. She stares and stares at her phone, and for a second, it looks like the video might have frozen or the connection has been lost.




Yeah, she can't do this anymore. She just watched him drink almost a whole bottle of ketchup and still come out of it all with the same opinion. He can have this one. He conquered what little patience she had.

She hangs up.]