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SHIVER ME TINDERS

Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

Please use this profile box: (square images work the best)
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Comments

[lilsapphire]

JESTER (21) CORSAIR ☆ HAS A SHITTON OF MONEY ☆ LOVES SWEETS ☆ OWNS 900 PIGEONS

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text; un: bloodinbloom

[bloodinbloom]

that's a loooot of pigeons, but they must be really cute! \^A^/♥

text; un: lilsapphire

[lilsapphire]

oh totally! ive even named all of them

john
jacob
jingle
heimer
schmidt

and like soooo much more

text; un: bloodinbloom

[bloodinbloom]

those are great names! (˃v˂)/

[Song? She doesn't know it.]

what's it like living with pigeons?

id: Whatever

[gunbreaker]

... Did you buy 900 pigeons with your shitton of money?

text; un: lilsapphire

[lilsapphire]

that and 100 little teenie weenie resort houses with little pools in the backyard and embroidered scarves that each have their name personalized on them

oh and they also have a shitton of money, too

[gunbreaker]

[Wow. She's...]

Now I can tell where all those sweets go.

un: rathertalented

[rathertalented]

Is that a specific weight of measure, then?

text; un: lilsapphire

[lilsapphire]

actually, it is!

its around the same weight as a 'fucktton' and a 'hellofalot'

text; un: musicien

[musicien]

What kind of sweets are we talking about?

[lilsapphire]

oh! all KINDS of sweets!

i love donuts and cakes and pies and little cornerstone candies and ESPECIALLY cupcakes!

text; un: sunbursted

[sunbursted]

So if I try some of the Slayer's Cake treats, you'd be a good one to test them?

Also... pigeons? 900? Really?

[lilsapphire]

Yes! 1000% yes! We should totally go out and find some pastries together.

I can bring my pigeons with me!

[ She's. Just going to roll with it at this point, because why not? ]

text | un: forgeabettertomorrow

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Why though?

Who needs that many birds????

[lilsapphire]

why not? there's a lot you can do with that many birds!

you can have them clean your house oorrrr build a giant nest for you or make enormous wings

OH OH or you could attach them all together and fly!

un: makoglow

[makoglow]

Why pigeons?

[lilsapphire]

you don't think they're cute?

text; id: draganea

[draganea]

So you're not only rich, but you have practically an island of pigeons?

Why?

[lilsapphire]

Just! You know! Girl things, right!?

[ NO OTHER EXPLAINATION ]

text | un: leadingman

[theleadingman]

Just how much money, would you say?

[lilsapphire]

Oh, like, so much. Well, I wouldn't say it's all mine. My momma gives me some when I ask for it because people are always giving her looots of money.

un: reindered

[reindered]

i love sweets too!! my favourite is cotton candy! what's yours?

[....yes the reindeer doctor is bonding over sweets.....and not just because Nami would be all over this with the mention of a lot of money.]

[lilsapphire]

You like sweets, too!? Yaaay!

I loooove candy, especially lolipops! I also like cakes and cookies and muffins! Oh oh! And cupcakes are really good, too!

[weenwoon]

[ That's an extremely cute picture. ]

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Have you any photographs of your pigeons?

[lilsapphire]

[ Wow, she's really getting a lot of love! That's not boosting her ego at all, nope. ]

not exaaactly but i can draw a picture of them! im really good at drawing