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seaboards ([personal profile] seaboards) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-03-05 11:18 am

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SHIVER ME TINDERS



Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

Please use this profile box: (square images work the best)


icefangrush: (Duke of Meropide)

[personal profile] icefangrush 2026-03-05 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)

WORCESTERSHIRE (30)
CORSAIR
☆ ENJOYS TEA
☆ CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER
☆ SUFFERS FROM LYCANTHROPY
       
sunsetking: (069)

[personal profile] sunsetking 2026-03-06 12:41 am (UTC)(link)

LEONA (21)
CORSAIR
☆ Can't tolerate spicy food
☆ Enjoys long naps
☆ Born as an animal, grew up to look human
       
lilsapphire: (» 4)

[personal profile] lilsapphire 2026-03-06 12:46 am (UTC)(link)

JESTER (21)
CORSAIR
☆ HAS A SHITTON OF MONEY
☆ LOVES SWEETS
☆ OWNS 900 PIGEONS
       
esquim: (coe33lune-96)

[personal profile] esquim 2026-03-06 12:49 am (UTC)(link)

LUNE
(32)

PALADIN
☆ Never wears shoes, even on bloody battlefields.
☆ Created to carry on family research.
☆ Enjoys "writing songs at night" with a partner.
       
obliviscere: (1)

[personal profile] obliviscere 2026-03-06 12:57 am (UTC)(link)

NAMINE
(???)

PALADIN
☆ Nobody.
☆ Could travel through Darkness.
☆ No parents.
       
astudyinviolet: black and white art of Sherlock and Heizou looking mischievous at each other (ϙ The game's afoot)

[personal profile] astudyinviolet 2026-03-06 01:02 am (UTC)(link)

SHERLOCK HOLMES (25)
PALADIN
☆ A mass of contradictions
☆ Blood is at least a 7% caffeine solution
☆ Likes hugs

       
[ Why is the picture wrong? Shikalock Holmzou strikes again. ]
crystalrepose: (Default)

[personal profile] crystalrepose 2026-03-06 01:03 am (UTC)(link)

MIRIAM
(21)(31)

PALADIN
☆ Ambidextrous
☆ Actually blonde
☆ Can't swim normally
       


[The number for Miriam's age keeps flipping between the two every time the page is loaded. Weird.]
Edited (Also the artist's ko fi is here, go commission Owlie she is lovely: https://ko-fi.com/owlie) 2026-03-06 01:14 (UTC)
spitefulcrow: (Default)

[personal profile] spitefulcrow 2026-03-06 01:13 am (UTC)(link)

LUCANIS DELLAMORTE (31)
PALADIN
☆ MASTER ASSASSIN
☆ POSSIBLY A DEMON
☆ DEFINITELY A VIRGIN
       

gunbreaker: (pic#18337633)

id: Whatever

[personal profile] gunbreaker 2026-03-06 01:40 am (UTC)(link)

SQUALL LEONHART (18)
PALADIN
☆ Really into card games. Like really into them.
☆ Will turn you to ice with one ice prince scowl
☆ Has girlfriends in his head
       

afflatusexarch: (( shb ) g2)

[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-03-06 01:46 am (UTC)(link)

G'RAHA (126?)
CORSAIR
☆ Enjoys 200 yr long naps
☆ Has a Ph.D. in dead civilizations
☆ Successfully brought people from one dimension to another
       

haveaflare: by <user name="messala"> (-029-)

[personal profile] haveaflare 2026-03-06 01:56 am (UTC)(link)

DION LESAGE (28)
PALADIN
☆ Has a thing for flowers
☆ Has now kissed both his childhood best friends
☆ Can fly in outer space
       
phoenixdominant: <user name=sheme> (pic#16608239)

[personal profile] phoenixdominant 2026-03-06 02:02 am (UTC)(link)

JOSHUA ROSFIELD (28)
CORSAIR
☆ Can turn himself into a giant burning bird
☆ Was incredibly tired out last month thanks to Dragon's Gale
☆ Is sticking himself with golden needles
       

beshackled: (pic#16409942)

[personal profile] beshackled 2026-03-06 02:03 am (UTC)(link)

Erichthonios (???)
PALADIN
☆ Gentle giant
☆ Member of an endangered species
☆ Collector of dangerous animals
       

deepstar: (Default)

[personal profile] deepstar 2026-03-06 02:08 am (UTC)(link)

KHALID (27)
CORSAIR
☆ Known to history as the "King of Unification"
☆ Loves wyverns, poisons, and spicy foods
☆ Might actually enjoy being bullied a little
       

Edited 2026-03-06 03:59 (UTC)
chaosvessel: Credit to <user name="vikael"> (Default)

[personal profile] chaosvessel 2026-03-06 02:17 am (UTC)(link)

VINCENT VALENTINE (57)
CORSAIR
☆ Pines after another guy's girl
☆ Unnecessary cape swisher
☆ Will try to delete this and won't be able to figure out how
       

Edited 2026-03-06 02:17 (UTC)
wherethereislight: (I'm impressed really)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-06 02:20 am (UTC)(link)

Shadow the Hedgehog (Over 50?)
CORSAIR
☆ Coffee Connoisseur
☆ Fought Satan
☆ Does not have a Birthday
       

makoglow: (96)

[personal profile] makoglow 2026-03-06 02:22 am (UTC)(link)

CLOUD STRIFE (25)
PALADIN
☆ Cold glares, warm heart
☆ Unable to refuse side quests
☆ Never enough swords
       

Edited 2026-03-06 02:22 (UTC)
rathertalented: (Default)

[personal profile] rathertalented 2026-03-06 02:22 am (UTC)(link)

THANCRED WATERS (42)
PALADIN
☆ Actual spy
☆ Fake bard
☆ Redefining the dad bod
       

hellofishies: (pic#13627877)

[personal profile] hellofishies 2026-03-06 02:25 am (UTC)(link)

Arkady (24)
PALADIN
☆ Has a boyfriend back home.
☆ Accidentally flooded her entire world (and maybe can't die).
☆ Vincent gave her a chicken.
       

bloodinbloom: Screenshot from YouTube (babygirl91580) (Beginning)

[personal profile] bloodinbloom 2026-03-06 02:36 am (UTC)(link)

ROSALIA (15)
PALADIN
☆ Is a sentient plant-person
☆ Loves butterflies and flowers
☆ Can't get sick
       
empyrean_mirror: (82)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2026-03-06 02:50 am (UTC)(link)

KENOUGH (32)
PALADIN
☆ Babygirl
☆ ✨ Pipe Bombs ✨
☆ Has Two Claymores
       

indispensable: (heist.)

[personal profile] indispensable 2026-03-06 02:56 am (UTC)(link)

ELHAYTHEM (31)
PALADIN
☆ Gov't Funded Office Siren
☆ Actual Cat
☆ Lo-Fi Beats to Overthrow the Government With
       
Edited 2026-03-06 03:00 (UTC)
tilfrosset: ([21])

[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-03-06 02:59 am (UTC)(link)

JILL WARRICK
(NEVER ASK A LADY'S AGE)

CORSAIR
☆ Your friendly neighborhood Ice Queen
☆ Can ruin a perfectly good tavern if pushed too hard
☆ Believes a low carb life is for low lives
       

musicien: (89 ✘ now that I'm sinking into the deep)

[personal profile] musicien 2026-03-06 03:03 am (UTC)(link)

VERSO (26)(93)
CORSAIR
☆ Likes to snuggle with his best friend
☆ Exceptional at braiding hair
☆ Slutty voice
       


[The age flickers back and forth every few minutes, like it can't make up its mind.]
stillarhino: kick you when you're down || AC/DC (117 ☠ as you're slipping down the wall)

[personal profile] stillarhino 2026-03-06 03:03 am (UTC)(link)

DAISUKENOJO BITO (22)
CORSAIR
☆ Broest big bro
☆ Likes to play dress up for his girlfriend
☆ World's greatest unicylist
       

Edited 2026-03-06 03:05 (UTC)

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