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seaboards ([personal profile] seaboards) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-03-05 11:18 am

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SHIVER ME TINDERS



Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

Please use this profile box: (square images work the best)


icefangrush: (Duke of Meropide)

[personal profile] icefangrush 2026-03-05 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)

WORCESTERSHIRE (30)
CORSAIR
☆ ENJOYS TEA
☆ CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER
☆ SUFFERS FROM LYCANTHROPY
       
sunsetking: (069)

[personal profile] sunsetking 2026-03-06 12:41 am (UTC)(link)

LEONA (21)
CORSAIR
☆ Can't tolerate spicy food
☆ Enjoys long naps
☆ Born as an animal, grew up to look human
       
lilsapphire: (» 4)

[personal profile] lilsapphire 2026-03-06 12:46 am (UTC)(link)

JESTER (21)
CORSAIR
☆ HAS A SHITTON OF MONEY
☆ LOVES SWEETS
☆ OWNS 900 PIGEONS
       
esquim: (coe33lune-96)

[personal profile] esquim 2026-03-06 12:49 am (UTC)(link)

LUNE
(32)

PALADIN
☆ Never wears shoes, even on bloody battlefields.
☆ Created to carry on family research.
☆ Enjoys "writing songs at night" with a partner.
       
indispensable: (delineate.)

text, id: vulturvolans

[personal profile] indispensable 2026-03-06 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
You may consider a trip to Wolvendom in Mondstadt for that third thing on your list.

[Is he serious?? Is he kidding?? Who knows.]
obliviscere: (1)

[personal profile] obliviscere 2026-03-06 12:57 am (UTC)(link)

NAMINE
(???)

PALADIN
☆ Nobody.
☆ Could travel through Darkness.
☆ No parents.
       
icefangrush: Art by: <user name="solcha" site="twitter.com"> (Repeat that)

text, id: icefangrush

[personal profile] icefangrush 2026-03-06 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
What?

[... Wait a moment. What's this post???]

Very funny.
astudyinviolet: black and white art of Sherlock and Heizou looking mischievous at each other (ϙ The game's afoot)

[personal profile] astudyinviolet 2026-03-06 01:02 am (UTC)(link)

SHERLOCK HOLMES (25)
PALADIN
☆ A mass of contradictions
☆ Blood is at least a 7% caffeine solution
☆ Likes hugs

       
[ Why is the picture wrong? Shikalock Holmzou strikes again. ]
crystalrepose: (Default)

[personal profile] crystalrepose 2026-03-06 01:03 am (UTC)(link)

MIRIAM
(21)(31)

PALADIN
☆ Ambidextrous
☆ Actually blonde
☆ Can't swim normally
       


[The number for Miriam's age keeps flipping between the two every time the page is loaded. Weird.]
Edited (Also the artist's ko fi is here, go commission Owlie she is lovely: https://ko-fi.com/owlie) 2026-03-06 01:14 (UTC)
lilsapphire: (» 16)

video; un: lilsapphire

[personal profile] lilsapphire 2026-03-06 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Do you just, like, hate shoes or something? Or are your feet like super duper big where none of them fit?
lilsapphire: (» 23)

video; un: lilsapphire

[personal profile] lilsapphire 2026-03-06 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm? Nobody? But it says your name right there, right?

Or are you, like, actually someone really famous or something?
spitefulcrow: (Default)

[personal profile] spitefulcrow 2026-03-06 01:13 am (UTC)(link)

LUCANIS DELLAMORTE (31)
PALADIN
☆ MASTER ASSASSIN
☆ POSSIBLY A DEMON
☆ DEFINITELY A VIRGIN
       

lilsapphire: (» 7)

video; un: lilsapphire

[personal profile] lilsapphire 2026-03-06 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ She hasn't figured out how to not turn the video off, so you unfortunately get this actual demon harassing you now- ]

There's no shame in being a virgin, you know! Sometimes people are late bloomers. It will happen when you want it to happen.
gunbreaker: (pic#18337633)

id: Whatever

[personal profile] gunbreaker 2026-03-06 01:40 am (UTC)(link)

SQUALL LEONHART (18)
PALADIN
☆ Really into card games. Like really into them.
☆ Will turn you to ice with one ice prince scowl
☆ Has girlfriends in his head
       

lilsapphire: (» 30)

video; un: lilsapphire

[personal profile] lilsapphire 2026-03-06 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
But how many girlfriends are we talking about? Seven? One hundred?

Oooh, what a player!
afflatusexarch: (( shb ) g2)

[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-03-06 01:46 am (UTC)(link)

G'RAHA (126?)
CORSAIR
☆ Enjoys 200 yr long naps
☆ Has a Ph.D. in dead civilizations
☆ Successfully brought people from one dimension to another
       

deepstar: (daekNa)

un: deepstar

[personal profile] deepstar 2026-03-06 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Now there's a fine looking guy right there.
gunbreaker: (pic#18337659)

[personal profile] gunbreaker 2026-03-06 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[...?

...

You know what. Is it even worth the effort to correct this-]


Four.
rathertalented: (pic#16423249)

un: rathertalented

[personal profile] rathertalented 2026-03-06 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Is it not only the one? What other civilizations do you specialize in, Raha?
sunsetking: (004)

[personal profile] sunsetking 2026-03-06 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Why does this exist?

[He doesn't even remember making anything like this??]
sunsetking: (020)

un: sunsetking

[personal profile] sunsetking 2026-03-06 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
You nap?
esquim: (coe33lune-30 (1))

[personal profile] esquim 2026-03-06 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
This is a bit invasive to have put up.

But, neither, really.
haveaflare: by <user name="messala"> (-029-)

[personal profile] haveaflare 2026-03-06 01:56 am (UTC)(link)

DION LESAGE (28)
PALADIN
☆ Has a thing for flowers
☆ Has now kissed both his childhood best friends
☆ Can fly in outer space
       
lilsapphire: (» 13)

[personal profile] lilsapphire 2026-03-06 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Holy shit, are you for real!? I've never met anyone with that many girlfriends!

Do they all know each other? Do they know you know?
phoenixdominant: <user name=sheme> (pic#16608239)

[personal profile] phoenixdominant 2026-03-06 02:02 am (UTC)(link)

JOSHUA ROSFIELD (28)
CORSAIR
☆ Can turn himself into a giant burning bird
☆ Was incredibly tired out last month thanks to Dragon's Gale
☆ Is sticking himself with golden needles