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seaboards ([personal profile] seaboards) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-03-05 11:18 am

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SHIVER ME TINDERS



Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

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[personal profile] indispensable 2026-03-06 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
You may consider a trip to Wolvendom in Mondstadt for that third thing on your list.

[Is he serious?? Is he kidding?? Who knows.]
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[personal profile] icefangrush 2026-03-06 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
What?

[... Wait a moment. What's this post???]

Very funny.
indispensable: (controvert.)

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[personal profile] indispensable 2026-03-06 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Well that doesn't sound like somebody who put this up on their own free will.]

Fontanian novels do enjoy inflicting various maladies on their characters. Makes me wonder where some of their inspiration might've come from.
icefangrush: Art by: Hiki Yuichi (Break time)

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[personal profile] icefangrush 2026-03-06 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[He'd at least get his name and age right...]

Possible. At least they didn't make me a shark this time.
indispensable: (argument.)

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[personal profile] indispensable 2026-03-06 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Well that explains the shark analogies(?) he encounters when it comes to Fontanian paperbacks...]

Is there any particular reason why such imagery exists?

[Last he checked sharks aren't really part of the Fontanian waterscape... he thinks.]
icefangrush: Wriothesley Teaser Trailer (Just a 'scary man')

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[personal profile] icefangrush 2026-03-06 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
That can be blamed on my Head Nurse, Miss Sigewinne. She started drawing me as a little shark caricature some odd years ago and turned it into a sticker, and the other Melusines joined in. They love drawings everyone as some little animal, but they all end up on my jacket.