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SHIVER ME TINDERS



Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

Please use this profile box: (square images work the best)


afflatusexarch: (( shb ) g2)

[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-03-06 01:46 am (UTC)(link)

G'RAHA (126?)
CORSAIR
☆ Enjoys 200 yr long naps
☆ Has a Ph.D. in dead civilizations
☆ Successfully brought people from one dimension to another
       

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[personal profile] rathertalented 2026-03-06 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Is it not only the one? What other civilizations do you specialize in, Raha?
afflatusexarch: (( ew ) g2)

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[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-03-06 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Technically only one, I suppose.

Though now you have to take the First into consideration as well.
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[personal profile] rathertalented 2026-03-06 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Would you consider yourself an expert on all the ancient civilizations of the First? Even Ronka?

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[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-03-06 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
What makes you think I don't?
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[personal profile] sunsetking 2026-03-07 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
You seemed too much of a busybody to bother.

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[personal profile] beshackled 2026-03-06 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Interdimensional travel sounds fascinating.

Although... I do have one question. If you are only one hundred and twenty six, how did you enjoy a nap that was even longer than that?
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[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-03-06 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
'Tis the difference between lived experience and merely existing. I've experienced the one hundred and twenty six years, but it becomes complicated when explaining my age.

I wonder who chose this one.
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[personal profile] beshackled 2026-03-06 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, so 'twas less a nap and more like a full stasis?

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CS LOOK AWAY

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activatingcombatmode: <user name=fontech> (pic#16654829)

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[personal profile] activatingcombatmode 2026-03-06 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
That's one way to call you a Historian as old as the history itself.

[Don't put him in the dog house, he's just kidding!]
afflatusexarch: (( gp ) g6)

[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-03-06 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Such blatant disrespect towards your elders, Zackary.

I thought you were raised better.
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[personal profile] activatingcombatmode 2026-03-07 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, fulled named here too, huh. Wow.

You're a beauty, though. Haven't aged a day.


[🙏]

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[personal profile] bloodinbloom 2026-03-06 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
200 years? (°ㅁ°)!!

are you okay?
afflatusexarch: (( ew ) g77)

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[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-03-06 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
’Tis an exaggeration, I assure you.
In truth, it was more of a stasis.
bloodinbloom: Screenshot from YouTube (babygirl91580) (Beginning)

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[personal profile] bloodinbloom 2026-03-07 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
a stasis? is that like a coma?

... are you sure you're okay? (•︵•)

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[personal profile] sunbursted 2026-03-06 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Man I wish I could nap that long. I bet you were super rested.

[ but also... ]

Except for the whole outliving everyone you know thing. That sucks.
afflatusexarch: (( shb ) ex16)

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[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-03-06 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I fear it wasn’t quite the same as a “nap.”

The whole affair is rather complicated. Waking up and realizing how long it had been was shocking, yes.

However, there was a bit of time travel involved so I do not find myself separated from my original timeline. Yet, separated from other companions I still remain.
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[personal profile] sunbursted 2026-03-08 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. That still sucks. Being separated from people you care about no matter the reason.

[ but also that whole live forever thing. she gets it. ]

I have an extended lifespan. I'll probably live to see a thousand. So... I understand how hard that must have been. Even if you have the time with those people now.

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emet_sulk: of kindness (03 a clear and unambiguous act)

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[personal profile] emet_sulk 2026-03-08 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You are not one hundred and twenty-six.

[ Technically. >:T ]
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[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-03-08 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you are not thousands of years old.

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weenwoon: sydsir @ twtr (mike reynolds.)

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[personal profile] weenwoon 2026-03-11 11:32 am (UTC)(link)


My, a 200 years long nap would put to shame even a certain venerable man I believe we both know.
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[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-03-13 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I am certain that he is more than capable of it.

Perhaps it is that he cannot well leave things be that prevents him from doing so.
feralhumanity: (Huh...)

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[personal profile] feralhumanity 2026-03-12 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, based on this, it almost makes me wonder if you're somehow related to my species.
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[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2026-03-13 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I can see how one might come to that conclusion, yes.