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seaboards ([personal profile] seaboards) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-03-05 11:18 am

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SHIVER ME TINDERS



Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

Please use this profile box: (square images work the best)


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[personal profile] crystalrepose 2026-03-06 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Now where did this come from? It hasn't been warm enough to not risk hypothermia by the water in months.


...I suppose I was on enforced rest in one of the oasis towns, but I'm reasonably sure no one was behind me.
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[personal profile] activatingcombatmode 2026-03-06 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I mean. Sun's out, gun's out. What's there to worry about?

Didn't take you for a blonde, though.
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[personal profile] crystalrepose 2026-03-06 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
If someone was behind me, I'd prefer to know about it.

I was! As a child. It changed, after a certain point.


[The Unethical Science Event Horizon, that thing.]
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[personal profile] activatingcombatmode 2026-03-06 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah?

Alright, I'm curious now. What was your childhood like, Miriam?


[You know, before the Big Bang.]
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[personal profile] crystalrepose 2026-03-06 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. A bit limited. We weren't permitted to leave the grounds unaccompanied, and most things we did involved training and discipline.

Most of the Alchemists kept their distance from us, but Alfred wasn't one of them. He let me help around his study sometimes. I'm not certain how much I actually helped, I mostly carried jars and boxes around. But it was peaceful there, and he'd listen if I had questions.
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[personal profile] activatingcombatmode 2026-03-07 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Almost sounds like the military.

I'm glad to hear you found some peace in all that. I'm picturing you waddling around with an armful of boxes, three boxes too high, now.
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[personal profile] crystalrepose 2026-03-08 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Offscreen, Miriam laughs.]

Not too far off from the truth.

I also carried a jar of calendula flowers the size of my torso once. I was quite proud of myself. Alfred seemed a bit concerned.
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[personal profile] activatingcombatmode 2026-03-08 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
And you liked helping and doing the work? Seems like it. Sounds like you were a good kid.
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[personal profile] crystalrepose 2026-03-09 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[hey what the fuck she wasn't ready for emotions today??]

That's very kind of you to say. Thank you.

[Sometimes it was hard to smile on command. At the moment, Miriam couldn't stop; either the silly little grin on her face, or the light thing bouncing around in her chest.]
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[personal profile] activatingcombatmode 2026-03-09 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Talking about childhoods... It's cute.]

Tell me about your favourite thing about those days. I want to know everything now.
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[personal profile] sunbursted 2026-03-06 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't swim? Did you just never learn? Or is this one of those weirdly inaccurate things going around?
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[personal profile] crystalrepose 2026-03-06 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I wouldn't say I'm particularly graceful about it, though I've been getting better about it here, with instruction. But I could tread water without drowning! Or propel myself with magic.

This doesn't seem entirely truthful, no.
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[personal profile] sunbursted 2026-03-06 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, okay. I was gonna say I could help teach you if it was real. I do know how to swim without using thousand forms.

[ like there's anybody here who's going to accuse her of not swimming properly and just leaning on her ability to make herself gills and fins. ]
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[personal profile] crystalrepose 2026-03-06 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Darin's teaching me how, though it hasn't been warm enough for much practice. Thank you, though!

I can manage with a mer transformation charm or potion, but that seems obvious.
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[personal profile] sunbursted 2026-03-08 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's true. It's been really cold lately, hasn't it? Maybe when things are warmer, you'll get some more practice. Sometimes I miss swimming when it's cold like this.

Yeah, that's like my thousand forms. Kind of cheating in this scenario.