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SHIVER ME TINDERS

Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

Please use this profile box: (square images work the best)
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Comments

[chaosvessel]

VINCENT VALENTINE (57) CORSAIR ☆ Pines after another guy's girl ☆ Unnecessary cape swisher ☆ Will try to delete this and won't be able to figure out how

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un: makoglow

[makoglow]

Well that last one is definitely true.

un: chaosvessel

[chaosvessel]

Do you know how?

[makoglow]

I think you're just going to have to deal with it.

You could just deny some of it's true.

[chaosvessel]

That doesn't seem...right.

[He's honestly never really lied? He just doesn't talk if he doesn't want to discuss something.]

video

[hellofishies]

Did the girl know you were pining after her?

video

[chaosvessel]

[The video is in profile, because he's really only masters "reply".]

Yes.

[hellofishies]

I'm sorry she didn't feel the same. Were you still friends?

[chaosvessel]

No she...ran. [This is just getting worse.] She said she couldn't, and there was...more distance between us after that.

[A beat.]

I was their bodyguard. Lucretia and...Hojo. They were scientists.

text; un: starshower

[starshower]

I could show you how to delete this, but I'm afraid it might be too late...

[chaosvessel]

It'd be worse if I deleted it now.

But you can still show me.

[For future reference, obviously.]

[starshower]

Next time you're at the bar, bring me your phone and I'll show you. Given the fact that we have no idea who posted these, I don't think it'd work here.

Though, I gotta admit, these other two "facts" are... interesting.

[chaosvessel]

How do we find out who's responsible?

[Because that seems important, okay?]

What about them?

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[activatingcombatmode]

Whoa, man. I didn't know you had eyes for someone? What's going on there?!

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[chaosvessel]

History.

[That is to say it was a long time ago. Longer than you've been alive, Zack.]

[activatingcombatmode]

History? You can't just say that. What's the story?

[Sorry, he's a dumbass and doesn't know this might be a little... complicated.]

text | un: forgeabettertomorrow

[forgeabettertomorrow]

SOMEONE ELSE WHO DOESNT UNDERSTAND THESE STUPID PHONE THINGS

FINALLY

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT ME FOR TWO YEARS.

I HATE THESE THINGS SOMETIMES

text | un: chaosvessel

[chaosvessel]

Why do you care?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

About which part? Being laughed at or why I hate the stupid shellphones?

For the first, who likes being laughed at if you're earnestly trying to learn something? I hate feeling like I'm incapable.

Secondly? I just don't see the appeal. I prefer pencil and notebook. That all serves me just fine.

text | un: leadingman

[theleadingman]

Rather unnecessarily scathing, isn't it?

I imagine the cape adds a great deal of drama.

un: chaosvessel

[chaosvessel]

[I mean, that chat handle heavily implies a tendency toward drama, Balthier.]

Someone was very bored.

[theleadingman]

[That's why he has such a keen eye for it!]

Some seem to have suffered far worse than others on this one, it would seem. Scathing, but largely harmless, I suppose.

un; feralhumanity

[feralhumanity]

If you figure out how to delete this, can you show me how?

un; chaosvessel

[chaosvessel]

Tifa says there isn't a way.

[feralhumanity]

Great.

As funny as some of these are, it's also kind of annoying. Mine said I was a god!