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shellphones2026-03-05 11:18 am
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- arkady,
- balthier,
- beat,
- benedikta harman,
- cidolfus telamon,
- claude von riegan,
- clive rosfield,
- cloud strife,
- darin altway,
- davrin,
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- jill warrick,
- joshua rosfield,
- kaveh,
- keyleth,
- lace harding,
- leona kingscholar,
- lucanis dellamort,
- lune,
- midadol telamon,
- miriam,
- namine,
- neve gallus,
- oswald,
- rokurou rangetsu,
- rosalia rosselini,
- roxas,
- shadow the hedgehog,
- sherlock holmes,
- squall leonhart,
- thancred waters,
- tifa lockhart,
- tony tony chopper,
- verso,
- vincent valentine,
- wriothesley,
- zack fair,
- zelda
« MANTA Board: Shiver Me Tinders! »
SHIVER ME TINDERS
Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.
A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.
If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?
- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!
Please use this profile box: (square images work the best)
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Neve Gallus (35)
PALADIN
☆ Makes the best coffee
☆ Is a crime boss
☆ Can fly under duress
Un: Tarttyrant
[How is someone only skilled at something in specific circumstances?]
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[ two of them make some semblance of sense but flying? really? ]
Should've mentioned ice skating. That would be somewhat accurate.
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[ the insinuation there being that she could ice skate any time she wants. ]
No idea why the shellphones are putting out false claims like this, but it's certainly been an interesting journey.
un: makoglow
text; un: coldjustice
[ it's complicated. technically that item on the list is correct, but it's very complicated. ]
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Though "working with" and "boss" is kind of a jump.
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Not sure where they got "flying" from, either. Haven't figured out what the angle is for any of these, especially the incorrect ones. What does anyone get out of doing these?
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text; un: musicien
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[ so, sadly, flight is out of her wheelhouse. ]
You have a friend who can fly? Magic or natural ability?
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I do. With the help of chroma. Or magic, rather.
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[ yes, yes she knows it's the term for getting to know people, but she is also a frost/ice mage and will be running with that anyway. ]
Interesting. Not something so easily done where I'm from. Let alone here.
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I'll be the judge of the best coffee.
[...Sojiro may make coffee REALLY well and he knows his coffess, but that doesn't mean she drinks it completely straight or able to get all the intricacies yet. :') she just has a bias.]
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Surprised none of my teammates have told people how wrong that is. Would've thought they'd be warning people not to let me make coffee.
[ yeeaaah so all of these are probably wrong for her, but at least they're funny? maybe? ]
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So... you DON'T make good coffee? Why would this lie, that's stupid
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It's been called "sludge" among other things. Works for me, but apparently some think it's an atrocity against coffee.
As for why anyone would lie on the shellphones like this, no idea. Couldn't say who did it in the first place, but maybe they're enjoying the chaos.
[ at least it's harmless fun? ]
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text | un: eternalhymn
text; un: coldjustice
[ it has to be the coffee and she's really expecting lucanis to come in here yelling about snake venom one day. ]
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The crime boss one is pretty good, too.
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The other... slightly less wrong.
[ but only on a technicality. she does sort of sit at the head of the threads now, but only so she can curtail their less savory influences and so she knows everything that goes on in dock town now. elek knows what he can get away with under her. ]
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Hate to disappoint, but those are both varying degrees of wrong. Can't fly unless I'm skating down some ice I've made and if I make coffee again, I think Lucanis will find me and replace it with actually good coffee. Took it upon himself to keep me supplied with coffee back home.
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[ she's trying to make it obvious she's not that disappointed. ]
I also bet your coffee isn't that bad
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[ there's a smile of appreciation that namine can't see, but it's tucked into her voice, too. ]
Don't tell Lucanis that. Davrin and Lace might laugh, but Lucanis will go on a rant about it. Think I confused him the one time he saw it. After that, he's made coffee at the Lighthouse. Just so I wouldn't have to.
[ is it to spare everyone the crime that is her coffee or because he cares?
well, she's been doing a lot of ignoring that second part.... ]
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