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seaboards ([personal profile] seaboards) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-03-05 11:18 am

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SHIVER ME TINDERS



Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

Please use this profile box: (square images work the best)


thearchangel: (Awkwaaaard)

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[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-03-06 05:52 am (UTC)(link)

GARRUS VAKARIAN (33)
PALADIN
☆ Has the reach for your flexibility
☆ Killer at Sudoku
☆ Was once known as Space Batman
       

weenwoon: firstworldproblem (i dont know. petaloudai and ambystomas?)

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[personal profile] weenwoon 2026-03-11 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's so rare to see non-humans here. He's really appreciating this, thank you for your service, Garrus. ]



Does your species have a relation to bats?

[ He can't see the resemblance, but he's guessing the "Bat man" thing must come from somewhere... ]
thearchangel: (oh jfc sir please)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-03-12 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[What.]

[What is this.]

[Why is this - he has never posed like that. What.]



Oh what the hell... I didn't post this.

I don't know what a bat is.
weenwoon: firstworldproblem (i'm gonna have bubble tea every day)

[personal profile] weenwoon 2026-03-12 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
Really? I thought that was a rather good picture.

A bat is a small flying mammal. Though, looking closer, I believe your jaws are structured rather differently.


[ Are those mandibles? That's so cool! ]
thearchangel: (How stupid ARE you?)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-03-15 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
It's not.

... I'm starting to feel like a science experiment.
weenwoon: firstworldproblem (i dont know. petaloudai and ambystomas?)

[personal profile] weenwoon 2026-03-18 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, my apologies. Analysis of anatomy is simply one of my duties... or vocation, one might say.

[ Is he making himself sound normal. ]
thearchangel: (Did I leave the gas on?)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-03-19 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
As in...? What, like a doctor?
weenwoon: firstworldproblem (i dont know. petaloudai and ambystomas?)

[personal profile] weenwoon 2026-03-19 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
More akin to... a diagnostician, I suppose? Treatment is not part of my duties.

I have yet to find any similar vocation on other stars.


[ It might be best not to say his job was often about, essentially, looking at people's fursonas and saying if they work or not. ]
tilfrosset: ([78])

[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-03-28 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I have many questions. First one is, where is your shirt?

[She feels like she's looking at something forbidden. So why are her cheeks red?]
thearchangel: (oh jfc sir please)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-03-28 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's going to walk into the ocean.]

I don't know. I didn't take that picture. I wouldn't have posted it, even if I had.
tilfrosset: ([13])

[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-03-28 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[No, don't. The water's chilly and you don't like the cold, remember?]

Ah, but you are clearly posing in it, therefore you must have taken it. Without a shirt. Were you perhaps inebriated?
thearchangel: (Here's what we do.)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-03-28 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It's also from years ago - I don't have a C-Sec badge anymore. The glowing thing in the picture.

And I definitely wasn't taking ... that kind of picture back then.
tilfrosset: ([25])

[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-03-28 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
What's C-Sec?

So only clothed pictures back then? Was there a rule in the past about anything else?


[Now she's just teasing him.]
thearchangel: (Awkwaaaard)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-03-28 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Law enforcement, essentially.

What, no. No I-

Didn't ever need to take pictures for other people.


[Jill don't make him say it.]
tilfrosset: (Default)

[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-03-28 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Not even to make memories to keep?

[He should say it. He owes her that much after being mean to her when she was just trying to feed him!]
thearchangel: (Has anyone seen my contact?)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-03-29 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Jill, it's a pin up.

I don't

I don't take those photos.


[He's taken exactly 1 and it was goofy as hell.]
tilfrosset: ([24])

[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-03-29 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You say that as if I am supposed to know what a pin up is.

[Oh, so he has taken one at some point. Therefore, YOU ARE A LIAR, GARRUS.]
thearchangel: (Awkwaaaard)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-03-29 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[NOPE WALKING INTO OCEAN-]


its
pictures people take to look attractive