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seaboards ([personal profile] seaboards) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-03-05 11:18 am

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SHIVER ME TINDERS



Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

Please use this profile box: (square images work the best)


stillarhino: (17 ☠ we could be the renegades)

[personal profile] stillarhino 2026-03-07 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[...He's just going to look at that post all over again. What the—

i aint ever rode on one
tarttyrant: (Stunned)

[personal profile] tarttyrant 2026-03-09 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You were awarded a title without competing for it?
stillarhino: (03 ☠ it's impossible)

just noticed my html fail lmao

[personal profile] stillarhino 2026-03-09 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
nah i dunno why thats there yo
aint ever gotten on a unibicycle before
that aint my style
tarttyrant: (Unamused | crossed arms)

haha I thought my phone was just displaying weird. I guess he was very shy about it lol

[personal profile] tarttyrant 2026-03-09 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Unicycle.

[... Clearly not if this guy can't even say it's name properly.]

Ah I see.
Curious why they would choose such a thing then.

What would you say *is* your style?
stillarhino: (54 ☠ what you're expecting of me)

hahaha Beat, shy? ...okay it happens but not for that LMAO

[personal profile] stillarhino 2026-03-09 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
no shade to anyone that wanna get on a unibicycle but it's gotta be a skateboard for me
tarttyrant: (Huff | Don't keep my waiting)

[personal profile] tarttyrant 2026-03-09 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
uni

the 'bi' in bicycle implies there is two wheels, there is no such thing as a 'unibicycle.'

Hm skateboards though.
Those are something I have never ridden, on that we are matched.

I imagine they also take considerable skill. Would being the best at boarding be a title you would compete for then?
Edited (my turn for html fail lmao) 2026-03-09 17:20 (UTC)
stillarhino: (17 ☠ we could be the renegades)

🤝 at html fail | also 1/2

[personal profile] stillarhino 2026-03-09 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

dont bi mean you like girls and guys?
Edited 2026-03-09 17:22 (UTC)
stillarhino: (32 ☠ all the times that)

[personal profile] stillarhino 2026-03-09 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Then, without missing a beat.]

yeah thats a lot better yo
or something like greatest skateboarder in the world
tarttyrant: (aversion)

we're just increasing the accuracy of how these situations go

[personal profile] tarttyrant 2026-03-09 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Er yes?

[Why is he..??? Is there something significant about distinguishing that? It sure seems to be the norm in Twisted Wonderland.]

It is for the same reason?
Bi still denotes the numeric of two
It


[This is a pointless interlude!]

The preferences of dating have nothing to do with the mechanics of transport! We're getting off topic.

Is that so?
I wish you luck in that endeavor.
stillarhino: (41 ☠ we could be the renegades)

[personal profile] stillarhino 2026-03-09 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
why you getting getting your panties in a twist about it?
yous the one who brought it up
tarttyrant: (Combative)

[personal profile] tarttyrant 2026-03-09 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I did not!

[You started this, not him!]

I simply fail to understand your leaps in logic.

Unless you are insinuating a wheeled-object has romantic preferences
That question had no bearing on this conversation
stillarhino: art by <user name="usebuff" site="twitter"> (77 ☠ all I really need)

[personal profile] stillarhino 2026-03-10 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
you kept bringing up bi stuff so course i thought you was talking about that yo

and whats it gotta do with skateboarding or a unibicycle?


[He's so very confused.]
tarttyrant: (agony)

[personal profile] tarttyrant 2026-03-11 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
UNICYCLE

[By the Sevens you're making him miss his own freshmen. See if he cheers you on in your world skateboard championship dreams now!
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