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seaboards ([personal profile] seaboards) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-03-05 11:18 am

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SHIVER ME TINDERS



Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

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[personal profile] spitefulcrow 2026-03-11 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ At least she's not telling him it's okay to be a virgin. This fucking place. ]

My native tongue is Antivan. I speak only that, and the Common Speech.
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[personal profile] lilsapphire 2026-03-11 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, I see! It sounds very sensual.

What else can you say in Antivan?
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[personal profile] spitefulcrow 2026-03-11 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There’s a pause, while he considers if she’s being serious. ]

…it’s my native tongue.
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[personal profile] lilsapphire 2026-03-11 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Right right right!

So how do you say, "You're very cute!"
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[personal profile] spitefulcrow 2026-03-11 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ How long is this ridiculous line of questioning going to continue. ]

It depends.
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[personal profile] lilsapphire 2026-03-11 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Until she gets bored, unfortunately... or you stop talking to her! But you keep answering, soooo...! ]

Depends on what?
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[personal profile] spitefulcrow 2026-03-11 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
On the gender of the person you are speaking to.
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[personal profile] lilsapphire 2026-03-11 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooooh, okay!

[ Not even a beat later. ]

So, like, if you were referring to me and saying I was very cute! How would you say it?
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[personal profile] spitefulcrow 2026-03-11 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
If you are speaking to a woman, you might say eres muy linda. If to a man, eres muy lindo.