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seaboards ([personal profile] seaboards) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-03-05 11:18 am

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SHIVER ME TINDERS



Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

Please use this profile box: (square images work the best)


weenwoon: firstworldproblem (i wear lavender deodorant)

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[personal profile] weenwoon 2026-03-11 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ For better or for worse, Hyth at least is impervious to the confusion, thanks to having never seen either Sherlock or Heizou before. ]

Does your blood truly contain that much caffeine? I would quite like to see that.

[ Normal things to say. Send blood pics pls. ]
astudyinviolet: Scruffy Sherlock in profile (⩑ A Case of Shaken Identity)

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[personal profile] astudyinviolet 2026-03-13 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I am unsure, but this sounds like something I could investigate. I have done experiments involving blood before.

[ Some please stop him before he decides to cut open a finger and do just that. ]
empyrean_mirror: (13)

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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2026-03-14 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me stop you there.

One, to appreciably change the makeup of your blood you would have to consume far beyond a lethal dose of caffeine, so don't do that.

Two, if you are going to be using blood in experimentation please only collect it with the assistance and guidance of a medical professional and not a knife over your desk, Sherlock.
astudyinviolet: Sherlock with a magnifying glass (The Missing Shopkeeper)

[personal profile] astudyinviolet 2026-03-14 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Watch it or Sherlock will call Kaveh "father" again while he's sick. ]

Is this future medical science at work again? Regardless, I have let blood when I was trying to find a re-agent which is precipitated by haemoglobin and by nothing else. I can handle discovering just how much caffeine is in my bloodstream, for you cannot deny I regularly consume large quantities of it.

[ Just... not as much as he had been when he couldn't sleep. ]
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2026-03-14 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
The Amurta have done multiple studies on it since caffeine overconsumption is...frequent, in the Akademiya, yes.

Regardless, please go get a needle and syringe for your samples so they're sterile, if I can't dissuade you?
astudyinviolet: Sherlock thinking with hand to chin (M for Mystery)

[personal profile] astudyinviolet 2026-03-14 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm, that does make sense. If a needle and syringe can pull liquids from a vial, why shouldn't they be able to do so from a person as well? I could be able to collect a lot more blood that way than just a prick of the finger for each experiment.

[ Kaveh... the medicine in Sherlock's time.... ]