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seaboards ([personal profile] seaboards) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-03-05 11:18 am

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SHIVER ME TINDERS



Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

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sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (it ain't a question of it)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2026-03-12 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
he was the WORRRRST

He totally tricked me into thinking he was my friend, AND fooled his people into invading the Earth! And then he tried to destroy the planet while his people were still on it!
weenwoon: firstworldproblem (my friend hades said)

[personal profile] weenwoon 2026-03-15 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... well. That also sounds kiiiinda like some of the things Emet has done?.. He really hopes Della doesn't know him. oh the irony ]

So... he was looking to eliminate his own people?
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (cause we're together)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2026-03-15 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ don't be silly, emet is her bestie who has done nothing wrong ever :) ]

See, all his life his dad was afraid of the Earth, for no real reason? Lunaris wanted to prove the superiority of the moon, hence the conquering. And at first, he did a real good job - but me and my awesome family helped kick his butt!

He then got so frustrated, and refused to accept defeat. He was like "if i can't rule earth, there's not going to be an earth"! Talk about a sore loser!
weenwoon: firstworldproblem (my friend hades said)

[personal profile] weenwoon 2026-03-18 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hyth 🤝 Della over "Emet did nothing wrong"


but also what's an earth. Did your evil guy want to rule dirt. ]


That is certainly... an excessive approach to the situation. Are you sure a kick to the shins is acceptable punishment?
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (it's just a matter of time)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2026-03-18 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Not to worry, he's already being punished! He's stuck in a ship that will circle the planet forever and ever. He'll never escape the thing he hates most.
weenwoon: sydsir @ twtr (mike reynolds.)

[personal profile] weenwoon 2026-03-19 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Okay that's funny. Kinda fucked up when you think about it, but funny. ]

So I see! Mayhap that will even make him learn his lesson.

But I hope I won't encounter such individuals during my stay. After all, it should be something of a vacation for me.
sos_pilot: by <user name=noimpulsecontrol> (let's float down to peru)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2026-03-19 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ducktales, woo-oo. ]

I hope it goes easier for you than it did me. Wasn't exactly a vacay on my end.