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SHIVER ME TINDERS

Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

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Comments

[multidisciplinary]

No, no, of course not. I ask for volunteers to eat them so that I can record the effects.

[emet_sulk]

I'm not sure that is any better from a common moral standpoint, my dear.

Particularly if the mushroom is - as they often are - deadly.

[multidisciplinary]

Oh no, I already knew that the substance in question - hallucinogenic toad mucus, in this case - was not lethal.

You see, when I first arrived here, it was quite popular for recreational use on Naughtilust. In Hyrule, some species of amphibians grant temporary augmentations to one's physical abilities when consumed. I never had the opportunity to research this myself, so when I learned about toads on Naughtilust, I decided I wanted to use them as my first subject of study in this new world.

[emet_sulk]

I see.

What did you conclude, out of curiosity? Did the mucus grant anything other than hallucinations to those who ingested it?

[multidisciplinary]

Ultimately, I concluded it to be harmless when ingested in small quantities and in a safe location. Most subjects experienced a sense of euphoria, while some-- myself included-- reported heightened tactile sensitivity. In a few subjects, the mucus acted as a low-potency aphrodisiac.

[ She's so pleased with herself. Do you wanna see her trophy, Emet Selch? ]

[emet_sulk]

[ You know what? This is not the strangest case of self-experimentation he's ever heard of. ]

...Did it not occur to you that there was a reason why it's used on the Naughtilust?

[ The aphrodisiac part maybe?? ]

[multidisciplinary]

[ When the competition is someone like Azem, then yeah, Zelda's self-experimentation is probably pretty tame. ]

Oh no, I was fully aware of what I was getting into. [ No, she wasn't. ] I am a woman grown, you know.

It was a job on the MANTA board and I needed the gold to pay my rent. Jobs on Naughtilust tend to pay well and when one has very few marketable skills as myself, one is less inclined to be picky about one's employer.