indispensable: (gratification.)
Alhaitham ([personal profile] indispensable) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-02-02 03:37 am

text; finding friends...? (not real, totally clickbait)

Type: Text
Sender ID: indispensable (Alhaitham)
To: Public~
Subject: !!!
Warnings: Impersonation and clickbait B| None whatsoever.

Hello. I am Alhaitham, scholar and Scribe of the Akademiya. I have been informed by my gracious and kind senior that this network is an excellent communication tool.

It has been brought to my attention that I am severely lacking in social interactions, and that it may be detrimental to my health to stay inside and read all day.

Despite the many flaws in my personality, I am very knowledgeable in a wide range of topics, and am a thorough partner in any academic debate. While my way of speaking is quite strangely awkward and disjointed for a man who studies words for a living, my only criteria for judgement is that you are doing your best for your educational background.

Kaveh will be hosting a small party to celebrate the acquisition of a new home. I look forward to exploring the joys of friendship there with you. If you have any further questions, please forward them to me or to my kind senior, Kaveh.


[A few hours later, this post is amended with the following:]

Disregard the contents of this post; Kaveh made it using my shellphone while I was not paying attention. The party that he mentioned above is also not happening.

[A second amendment, around half an hour later:]

Ignore Alhaitham!! The party will be happening!! I will be sending invites soon!!

[ooc note: despite this being written from Alhaitham's shellphone, Kaveh is the one who made the initial post. responses will come from either one of them depending on the time (before or after Alhaitham discovers what Kaveh has done), so do specify which time period your character is responding to!]
standingonmyneck: (ice cream)

<3

[personal profile] standingonmyneck 2024-02-02 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, how else do you explain laying out pros and cons and promise for friendship?

And without his knowledge. Bold.
empyrean_mirror: (14)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-02 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
He knows what he did.

An up-front approach provides a good icebreaker, doesn't it?
standingonmyneck: dariaandjanefanboy @ tumblr (cash)

[personal profile] standingonmyneck 2024-02-07 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends who you are, I guess. Makes a case for an interesting party that may or may not be happening.
empyrean_mirror: (6)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-07 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, the party is non-negotiable.
standingonmyneck: (in the car my stop ok)

[personal profile] standingonmyneck 2024-02-08 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Does your friend consent to that? I ask this because I'm getting the major flags the answer was "no".
empyrean_mirror: (6)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-08 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
he agreed to help grill the food, even.

[Kaveh has ways of persuasion.]