text; finding friends...? (not real, totally clickbait)

[indispensable]

Type: Text
Sender ID: indispensable (Alhaitham)
To: Public~
Subject: !!!
Warnings: Impersonation and clickbait B| None whatsoever.

Hello. I am Alhaitham, scholar and Scribe of the Akademiya. I have been informed by my gracious and kind senior that this network is an excellent communication tool.

It has been brought to my attention that I am severely lacking in social interactions, and that it may be detrimental to my health to stay inside and read all day.

Despite the many flaws in my personality, I am very knowledgeable in a wide range of topics, and am a thorough partner in any academic debate. While my way of speaking is quite strangely awkward and disjointed for a man who studies words for a living, my only criteria for judgement is that you are doing your best for your educational background.

Kaveh will be hosting a small party to celebrate the acquisition of a new home. I look forward to exploring the joys of friendship there with you. If you have any further questions, please forward them to me or to my kind senior, Kaveh.

[A few hours later, this post is amended with the following:]

Disregard the contents of this post; Kaveh made it using my shellphone while I was not paying attention. The party that he mentioned above is also not happening.

[A second amendment, around half an hour later:]

Ignore Alhaitham!! The party will be happening!! I will be sending invites soon!!

[ooc note: despite this being written from Alhaitham's shellphone, Kaveh is the one who made the initial post. responses will come from either one of them depending on the time (before or after Alhaitham discovers what Kaveh has done), so do specify which time period your character is responding to!]

Comments

id: ramuhs

[ramuhs]

[He already could tell it was Kaveh from the start, so he only chimes in after seeing the edits because lol.]

See you two are having fun.

id: paridisaea

[empyrean_mirror]

yeah, yeah.

Are you coming?

[ramuhs]

Depends, is the party really still happening?

[Joking.]

[empyrean_mirror]

bold of you to assume he could stop me.

[ramuhs]

I had a feeling, but never know.

Should I bring a housewarming gift?

[empyrean_mirror]

as long as it isn't another gnome.

[ramuhs]

Hah, I wouldn't know where to find one. Did Alhaitham?

[Let's assume the gnome thing hasn't popped up on the board yet or that he hasn't seen it yet—]

[empyrean_mirror]

[ cid receives a picture of the gnome on the front step. ]

you did this to me.

[ramuhs]

[SNORTS.]

I would say I'm sorry — but I'm not.

I think it adds a lot of character.

[empyrean_mirror]

alhaitham already lives here how much character do we need here

[ramuhs]

A lot more.

[empyrean_mirror]

cid don't encourage him

id: indispensable

[indispensable]

That's just Kaveh.

[He is not having fun Cid where would you even get that idea.]

[ramuhs]

[Everyone has their own different brand of fun it's fine.]

Not even a little amused?

[indispensable]

No.

[...okay he might have maybe snorted a bit at the thread with Ranma but that's about it.]

[ramuhs]

Yet the party will still go on I hear.

[indispensable]

This house is, unfortunately, his, so he is free to do as he wishes.

[There is a much longer reason why but nobody needs to know that.]

[ramuhs]

Come now, I'm sure there will be something that you'll be able to enjoy.

Unless you absolutely hate socializing.

[indispensable]

It's not something I find enjoyment in doing.

[Which is to say yes, he dislikes it immensely.]

text;

[empyrean_mirror]

you literally go to card game night every thursday to lose spectacularly to cyno back home?

text;

[indispensable]

He treats me to dinner for it right after.

[Granted it was probably like. Once or twice. But it still counts.

And also honestly Alhaitham could care less about winning or losing anyway he's only there because Kaveh keeps dragging him to it ever since Alhaitham got to know both Cyno and Tighnari due to the whole coup thing that happened.]

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[empyrean_mirror]

by that logic shouldn't you stop refusing to play with me since I make dinner most nights?

[ramuhs]

[He's just going to.

Watch their little lover's quarrel.]

Card games would be an idea.

[indispensable]

As long as it's not Genius Invocation TCG.

[Not that Alhaitham is the biggest fan of other options, but. They are at least marginally less aggravating than Genius Invocation can get.]

[ramuhs]

The what?