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text | Free Toe Ring

Type: Text
Sender ID: emet-sulk
To: Public
Subject: Free Toe Ring
Warnings: None besides the nature of the uh. toe ring (Game's A Foot) being what it is.

If there is anyone with a penchant for feet who would take this ridiculous toe ring off my hands then I would be much obliged.

[ He attaches an image of the toe ring, which was his reward from completing the investigation into the brothel's lockbox. ]

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Ah, unfortunately it has been claimed. Surprisingly quickly, too.

[ He isn't going to ask why Daqiang wants it. ]

Oh...

How did you get it?

I assisted a brothel in locating a stolen possession. Why they thought this ring an appropriate reward for my efforts is beyond me.

Well, it's a brothel. What else were they gonna give you?

Oh maybe you could have asked them to give you something that works better with your kinks. So I guess you don't have a foot fetish?

[ Does a soul fetish count? ]

I do not. And I do NOT have any fetishes, thank you very much.

I would have been content with a monetary reward.

[ Yes it does. A fetish is a fetish. ]

It's okay sir you don't have to tell me, not everyone is open about their sexual proclivities and I understand. Your secrets are safe

Oh I guess that would work too

Who did you give the ring to anyway?

[ SMH, it's not like that, kid!! ]

The captain of my crew. He was very quick to lay claim to it.

[ Shh shhhhhhh, it's okay, it's okay... she understands. Don't worry sir, don't worry! ]

So he's the one with the foot fetish!

It does seem to be that way. Who knew such a stoic man hid such deviant desires?

[ Emet, stop misleading everyone and maligning your captain. ]

You never know man, people got all sorts of hidden desires

Like there's a bunch of dudes I know who actually liked being catfished, they were sending this fake Foxian lady a ton of credits and didn't even care when I told them it was a scam

Oh and I remember meeting a cycrane that was really into being insulted idk why anyone would want to install a kink like that into a delivery bird but yk people out there are wiiiiild

[ Now she's curious. What is Dan Heng into.... ]

One would think that those men would at least prefer to interact with a real woman but I suppose there's no accounting for taste.

Did I understand you correctly that the BIRD enjoyed being insulted?

My good sir, you don't know the allure of the 2D world...

Yep. It wanted to be insulted. There were other weird birds too, but it turns out some guy with a severe case of social anxiety was programming personalities into the birds so he could practice talking with them??? If it helps, I guess... I hope he's doing better now.

What a strange hobby. Although no stranger than that dollmaker I once knew with a...deep passion for his craft.

[ Very, very deep passion. ]

But yes, I am familiar with pornographic materials. Lust is a universal constant, you know.