[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

text: un;catsgothistongue

[catsgothistongue]

[He mulled over if he should even entertain this farce of a game. Buuuuuuuut, if they're posting about hot people, then... Well, why not provide with a girl he finds pretty attractive. The only one he has photos readily available.]

A lotta of the pics here are cute and all, but I think I'm biased. Cause I know a chick here that's cuter than every pic here combined.





[So modest... But in his defense, this was the safest contribute.]

[misstellaron]

Damn, how big is that gyatt?

[catsgothistongue]

How big is what?

[Stelle he is from the 1990s you can't use your modern slang on him!]

[misstellaron]

10/10 from me

[catsgothistongue]

[???????????? Stelle why are you like this????]

... I'm just gonna assume 'gyatt' is something good, right?

[telepathicignorance]

(Askldjsdflksjdflkjsdf Ranma WHY.)

I'm not into jailtime.

[catsgothistongue]

What?

[telepathicignorance]

That girl is pretty clearly underage.

(Also they were kind of trying to be funny and mock Ranma, but exposing that they know it's him would potentially blow their cover.)

[catsgothistongue]

She's not! She turned 18 last month!

[empyrean_mirror]

I don't know if this will go the way you think.

[catsgothistongue]

What do you mean?

[empyrean_mirror]

are you going to be comfortable with the comments people will make about this young lady, Ranma?

[catsgothistongue]

She's fine with me posting her pictures here! I got her permission! [See: him asking himself.] Besides, doubt what anyone says about her could make me uncomfortable or ticked off.

[Now if he had posted another girl from back home, he'd probably be foaming at the mouth should anyone besmirched or acted creepy towards.]

I'm sorry about this

[moremystyle]

What the devil??? You're putting up your SISTER????

Thank you lmao

[catsgothistongue]

Now hold on a second!

[moremystyle]

What's to hold onto?? If someone put up MY sister to get slobbered over by strangers I'd gut them! And I'd make them watch!

[Okay, so Lenna wouldn't actually let Faris do that, but he'd sure put them in fear of it.]

un; heir-conditioned

[heir_conditioned]

Is that your girlfriend, Saotome? She is very pretty. I think it's interesting that you two coordinate hair styles. I learned today she would be classified as a "redhead" for her red hair. You should bring her by the ship sometime I would like to meet her if she's your friend.

[catsgothistongue]

[... Man, he thought Rody was the last guy to not be aware of his curse. He keeps getting used to the idea that everyone knows.]

She's not my girlfriend. And she's been on the ship a few times already, you just miss her when she is.

[heir_conditioned]

Oh... I'm sorry, I've been preoccupied lately. When you see her, please tell her next time to come look for me. Or forward my information to her. I'd like to meet her at least. Especially if she's going to be around the ship. What's her name?

[callmekacchan]

[...that is definitely Ranma's face on a girl.]

So are you a drag queen or trans or what?

[He's an asshole but if he needs to be using different pronouns or something he wants to know.

....]

Unless that's your sister.
In which case what the hell?

[catsgothistongue]

[Professional assholes have standards! Beside the point tho, Ranma nearly threw his tablet at the comment cause bro???]

I'm not some crossdresser!

[Forgive him Katsuki, but he's had similar names thrown at him before in the past and worse, so he's going to get a little nettled by it. Silently though, he is swearing a little because not a lot of people are smart enough to connect the faces to match up enough. And even if they do, most don't immediately pinpoint it to him.]

I don't got a sister, so take your mind outta whatever gutter you're sticking it in!

[Taking a minute to calm down and get a breath, he pinched his temples. Katsuki's the only one who doesn't know, so what's the harm in telling him now?]

Just. Switch to private.

Private

[callmekacchan]

Whatever word you prefer then.
I'm not being a dick.
It's an honest question.

[But he's switched to private as requested.]

text; un: nutsornothing

[nutsornothing]

Now if only they weren't such a little shit. Still pretty cute though.

[Time to troll you, Ranma.]

[catsgothistongue]

Takes one to know one, shark tooth.

[nutsornothing]

You know I could chomp that pretty little nose off with these teeth, right?!

Best watch yourself, Ranma! No matter how cute your other half might be.