[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
<img src="IMGURL" width="400" height="auto" />

Comments

text / un; Enterprise

[lucky_e]

I don't really have any pictures to share, I'm afraid. Um, one second...



There you go...

Oh, I also have this one that someone wanted to take when I was diving at the beach. So I guess I had more than I thought.


It's kind of embarrassing though.

[catsgothistongue]

Well, you're attractive. I'll say that much.

[lucky_e]

Oh! Thank you. I'm not usually one to do things like this. But I suppose it's nice to show yourself off every now and then.

Um... in this way at least.

[She's far more used to showing off via kicking butt.]

[catsgothistongue]

Hey, if you got the looks, what's wrong with flaunting them around?

[He's used to using all kinds of tactics of manipulations, including his looks. Mostly as a chick.]

[lucky_e]

Nothing especially is wrong with it. There's nothing wrong with being proud of your body. I just feel that it should be kept in moderation.

It's also just simply not something I usually do. I'm not usually as outgoing or flashy when it comes to my looks. Doing so can potentially be a hinderance if I'm not careful.

[catsgothistongue]

Mhm. Show it off in a way that you aren't a creep or pervert.

Right. Though sometimes having good looks can be a boon, both in and out of combat.

[lucky_e]

[Or desperate, she might add. Glancing at certain other, shipgirls.]

Out of combat potentially it can be. In combat... I suppose if you wish to put up a front against your opponent it could be useful. Particularly if you wish to intimidate them, or look more well off than you might otherwise be.

[fullgauntlet]

You look very nice, Enterprise-san...

[lucky_e]

[IZUKU SHIELD YOUR EYES!!!]

Aha... thank you, Izuku. I'll admit that it's a little embarrassing still to show pictures of myself. And I don't really take any of myself.

But it's still really nice to hear others say that they think you look good.

Anyway, thank you! It's also wonderful to hear from you again.

[Even if it's when she feels like she's being a little vain!!! >///< ]

[fullgauntlet]

[HE CANNOT

HE LOOKED

HE WILL REMEMBER THIS MEMORY]

I don't think you have anything to worry about, Enterprise-san. You look... very nice! Very!

You're welcome...!!

[dkgjdfkgdfg]

[lucky_e]

[NOOOOOO!!!!

SHE HAS RUINED IZUKU!]

You're far too sweet for saying so. And far too kind to me.

If you don't mind me saying. You look wonderful as well.

[ENTY NO or maybe... yes!?]

[fullgauntlet]

[The truth is... He's always been... a chest guy...]

Ah- I'm- I'm average! You don't have to say something like that! It's okay, really.

text / un: general-affairs

[general_affairs]

I always gotta show up for a baddie in uniform.

You got that cinnamon roll face that could kill. Good shit.

[lucky_e]

Thank you for the compliment. But, a cinnamon roll face?

[Pokes her cheeks, Enty's pretty sure she's heard that term before but what does it mean??? She's going with that she looks soft. Yes, that must be it.]

[general_affairs]

Y'know, a total cutie pie. A face that looks like it's never committed crimes in its life.

[lucky_e]

[Hang on, give her a sec. Is this flirting????]

I see.

....
....

Um, thank you? [She thinks!? AHEM!] Do I really look like that?

[general_affairs]

[ He was! His favorite hobby was when his (male, straight) partner entertained his casual flirting. ]

Any time, sweets.

Oh yeah. Big bright eyes and that cute smile? Then in the next selfie, you look like you've committed war crimes and been told thanks for it. Definitely a woman that can do both.

un; heir-conditioned

[heir_conditioned]

You shouldn't be embarrassed. I have a classmate who has a costume just like that second picture. The colours are different, but the outfit is very similar. It works well for her utility wise. Was it easier swimming in it? I've never asked her about its use in water.

[lucky_e]

Oh? You think so? It's nice of you to say. It's more that, I'm not one for sharing pictures of myself like this, or pictures of myself when I look like... that. So I suppose it just feels a little odd, or vain, for me to do so?

You also have good eyes. It works wonderfully for when I'm diving. And is easy to move in and sleek enough that swimming is made a much easier task.

[Not that she hasn't worn flashier outfits before.]

And don't have any of others who would be ok with me sharing pictures of them.

[heir_conditioned]

I do think so.
When you look like what? You look alright. They're nice pictures. You should share them if they're nice and that's what people are doing.

Thank you. They're alright, I guess.
Do you go diving often? Are you an avid swimmer?

[lucky_e]

[Shoto... what's with this innosense?]

It's more a feeling of exposure. Like I said, it's not something I usually do. Dressing up and sharing with others, that is. Unless it's for an event.

It's still really nice to hear everyone's compliments and see them share as well. I might do so more in the future.

I swim a lot, yes. But don't usually dive. I'm not really meant to go underwater and doing so is a little terrifying for me.

It's still fun, however. And I enjoy being in the water. How about you? Do you swim or dive at all?

[heir_conditioned]

I see, so this is a special occasion. Thinking on it, I guess that sharing images of yourself is difficult. I don't know that I would be able to. But I agree with compliments, you do look nice in the outfits. The colours are good for you. Costumes back home are used for practicality and to be recognizable, I think you've picked well.

[Okay, Shoto catches the phrasing, but are there people meant to go underwater?]

I can understand that, I wasn't made for water either. I like being in it, though, like you. I don't dive but I can swim if I need to well enough until I can make somewhere safe. Do you do quests that are landlocked then?

text; un: nutsornothing

[nutsornothing]

[The nosebleed Denji has right now as he types up this response upon seeing the latter photo reminds him all too well of that fateful day he got to see Enterprise in the bathing suit first hand.]

Ain't no other way to say this except that you're pretty damn hot, Enterprise. And I highly doubt I'm the only one who thinks that!

[A second before another message is sent off in quick succession.]

So when we gonna go diving again, huh!?

[lucky_e]

[Denji, you really should have that nosebleed checked out man.]

Oh, um... thank you! [She thinks!? Denji you dang horn dog.] Everyone has been incredibly honest here so far.

But you want to go diving again? Well, I suppose we can plan for something in a few weeks if you'd like? So long as you promise to be careful in the sun.

[nutsornothing]

Why would someone lie about that!? You are super cute Enty anyone would have to be blind not to see it that's for damn sure!

And hell yeah I wanna go diving again lets go! I promise not to almost die like last time.

[The only thing he was dying from was how hot she looked in that swimsuit not the dehydration she thought of him. This time he was primed and ready!]