[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

un: midifications

[midifications]

Wait why are we rating people????

[what the hell is hot or not????]

[empyrean_mirror]

oh you probably shouldn't read this your dad'll kill me

it's just a dumb argument over who's lover is prettiest. which I am winning, objectively.

i think the real winner is torgal because he is the best boy in the world, tho

[midifications]

I'm not a kid, dad'll get over it. He's laid up in bed anyway!

[yes she's pulling out the HE CAN'T BOSS ME AROUND HE'S CONVALESCING]

well YEAH everyone loves Torgal, of course he would win over everyone. Still is kind of silly though, I don't really get it.

[adults are weird, man.]

[ramuhs]

I can see you.

[But she's right he doesn't care... Too... Much...

...

Well now it's complicated.]

[empyrean_mirror]

yeah i saw this coming

i want the record to state this was zack's idea

[ramuhs]

We'll talk later.

[He's actually just fine, but Cid wants to troll Kaveh a bit and make him think he's angry—]

[empyrean_mirror]

have mercy and i'll help you make a bigger bouquet

[midifications]

[they may be in the same room, but she definitely shoves her phone to the side and down, and audibly to Cid says:]

You can't see shit!

[... but in the interest of being transparent here, on the network:]

Yeah, but you can't see my phone screen, you're laying down! Because I can see YOU too and you best be laying down and resting.

[ramuhs]

[HAH. He'll just laugh as he texts in reply... ]

I can see enough.

[...But then tilt the phone down as he eyes her for a moment.]

You're not actually attracted to any of them are you?

[Staaaaaarrrrreeeeeeeeee.]

[midifications]

[he just gets this face in response to that]

[midifications]

'Enough' still isn't shit though!

[empyrean_mirror]

love makes people pretty silly

don't worry about it

[midifications]

But wait if Torgal is the winner, wouldn't that mean dad won that one?

[empyrean_mirror]

hmmmm

I'm okay with that outcome

sure

[midifications]

But now I have to know why love makes people silly. Since I don't have that sort of thing going on for myself and all.

[how many paragraphs can Kaveh write about Alhaitham]

[catsgothistongue]

To stroke egos?

[Hello pot, meet kettle.]

[midifications]

I guess?? It's just weird, adults are weird. I don't really know if anyone is like that here, haven't really noticed.

[catsgothistongue]

Speaking the gospel truth here. This whole thing is stupid and a waste of time.

[Ignore the fact he participated in this.]

[midifications]

I guess it'd be different if anyone fit the bill... but eh. They're just people!!

[RANMA'S SECRET IS SAFE, Mid doesn't know his redheaded self... yet.]

[catsgothistongue]

Some of the girls here are cute, I guess, but other than them and the animals people've been posting, nothing else stands out to me.

[Half because a lot of the candidates are guys and he's painstakingly straight.]

text; un: fusey

[fusey]

Sounds like we're tryin' to get people to do some grandstandin' tonight.

[midifications]

Yeah, just a little. I don't really get it, though. Who cares?!

[She'll end up liking... someone, someday, probably. If her dad doesn't shock them to a pulp first!]

[fusey]

Don't tell me you ain't ever looked at someone and thought "Well now, ain't they a beaut?"

[midifications]

No. I've looked at engines and some of the Fallen tech and thought that, but not a PERSON. That's weird.

[fusey]

You really got an eye for that sort of thing, don't ya?

Well, you're pretty young. Still got plenty of time to see if ya ever start thinkin' that 'bout somebody else.