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Professor Turo ([personal profile] fractales) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-06-06 07:43 pm

Video || Bugsnax

Type: Video
Sender ID: fractales (Turo)
To: General Public
Subject: Snaxburg Island
Warnings: Parasites+

Hello, and good day- I am Professor Turo for those who I have yet to meet.

This message is more for those of you that also visited Snaxburg Island and either had one of the creatures there follow you off of it, or may have... unfortunately eaten any of them.

[As he spoke, Turo's tone may have remained calm but there was a serious note to it. There did happen to be a Strabby perched on the desk behind him, a pink bow tied around it, which Turo did know was around but didn't know was there at the moment. There was, however, one he did know was going to be in frame.

Held very much like a hamburger he lifted up a BBQ Bunger so that googly eyes were facing the phone's camera.]


I do in fact mean those creatures like this- for those who might not have gone to the island, or even those who may need a reminder. These creatures that are known as Bugsnax are parasitic creatures that only have that nature turn into something dangerous upon being eaten. So again-

[After setting Chipotle the BBQ Bunger back down.]

Do not eat the Bugsnax, they are parasitic in nature upon being consumed.

If you have eaten any of the creatures found on Snaxburg Island, we may need to have a word or more. Please do get in touch.
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-06-11 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Or tried to make you eat one?
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-06-11 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
(Somewhere they're sighing.)

Would you be forced to obey him or did you just not know you didn't have to?
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-06-11 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah I get that. It took me six years to get free of my handlers.
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-06-12 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
(Shit, he's really fucked up over that, isn't he?

And here they were spamming the network with corpses not too long ago. How bad did that mess with him?)


It's alright. You're free now, and you've probably saved a lot of people.

(Even their friends are better off without them.)
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-06-12 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you got out.

(Fuck. Since when did they get so soft?)
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-06-12 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Freedom is pretty great.
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-06-15 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
It's hard to imagine when all you've known is captivity or servitude. Or both.

I wouldn't have ever known it was a possibility if I hadn't seen it in the heads of my handlers.
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-06-15 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
You don't think you'll be able to do anything about the protocol?

(Sidestep doesn't know Turo can't survive without the ambient energy in the crater or the magic of this world. They think it's some kind of programmed limitation or something that kept him trapped, and that the protocol is the only reason he can't return.)
Edited 2024-06-15 04:13 (UTC)
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-06-15 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Last long enough?

(That's... the beings brought through the time machine were able to survive in Turo's world just fine, so why didn't Turo think he could survive in theirs?)
Edited 2024-06-15 05:58 (UTC)
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-06-15 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Shit.

Do you know why it wouldn't last? How are you powering yourself now?
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-06-15 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
So you need to take in ambient energy from the atmosphere to survive. Kind of like how everyone else needs oxygen, I guess.

You can't recharge any other way?
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-06-16 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck.

Times like this I could really use a convenient plasma generator.

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