Professor Turo (
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Video || Bugsnax
Type: Video
Sender ID: fractales (Turo)
To: General Public
Subject: Snaxburg Island
Warnings: Parasites+
Hello, and good day- I am Professor Turo for those who I have yet to meet.
This message is more for those of you that also visited Snaxburg Island and either had one of the creatures there follow you off of it, or may have... unfortunately eaten any of them.
[As he spoke, Turo's tone may have remained calm but there was a serious note to it. There did happen to be a Strabby perched on the desk behind him, a pink bow tied around it, which Turo did know was around but didn't know was there at the moment. There was, however, one he did know was going to be in frame.
Held very much like a hamburger he lifted up a BBQ Bunger so that googly eyes were facing the phone's camera.]
I do in fact mean those creatures like this- for those who might not have gone to the island, or even those who may need a reminder. These creatures that are known as Bugsnax are parasitic creatures that only have that nature turn into something dangerous upon being eaten. So again-
[After setting Chipotle the BBQ Bunger back down.]
Do not eat the Bugsnax, they are parasitic in nature upon being consumed.
If you have eaten any of the creatures found on Snaxburg Island, we may need to have a word or more. Please do get in touch.
Sender ID: fractales (Turo)
To: General Public
Subject: Snaxburg Island
Warnings: Parasites+
Hello, and good day- I am Professor Turo for those who I have yet to meet.
This message is more for those of you that also visited Snaxburg Island and either had one of the creatures there follow you off of it, or may have... unfortunately eaten any of them.
[As he spoke, Turo's tone may have remained calm but there was a serious note to it. There did happen to be a Strabby perched on the desk behind him, a pink bow tied around it, which Turo did know was around but didn't know was there at the moment. There was, however, one he did know was going to be in frame.
Held very much like a hamburger he lifted up a BBQ Bunger so that googly eyes were facing the phone's camera.]
I do in fact mean those creatures like this- for those who might not have gone to the island, or even those who may need a reminder. These creatures that are known as Bugsnax are parasitic creatures that only have that nature turn into something dangerous upon being eaten. So again-
[After setting Chipotle the BBQ Bunger back down.]
Do not eat the Bugsnax, they are parasitic in nature upon being consumed.
If you have eaten any of the creatures found on Snaxburg Island, we may need to have a word or more. Please do get in touch.
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Then probably eat one.
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Would you be forced to obey him or did you just not know you didn't have to?
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[The following was more a small series of messages--]
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My apologies. I still have some difficulty with the subject at times.
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And here they were spamming the network with corpses not too long ago. How bad did that mess with him?)
It's alright. You're free now, and you've probably saved a lot of people.
(Even their friends are better off without them.)
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It is strange, in a way.
Just before my arrival in this world, I had expressed how envious I was of those young children. The bonds they created with each other, their pokémon, and the adventures they had been on just to get to where I was. That I wished to see the world, and have my own adventure- to meet new people and create bonds.
I suppose, in a way, that ship in a bottle that fell just before I took my leap has granted that wish.
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(Fuck. Since when did they get so soft?)
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I wouldn't have ever known it was a possibility if I hadn't seen it in the heads of my handlers.
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I may never see the world I am from personally, but this one is not bad.
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(Sidestep doesn't know Turo can't survive without the ambient energy in the crater or the magic of this world. They think it's some kind of programmed limitation or something that kept him trapped, and that the protocol is the only reason he can't return.)
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So long as I exist in that world, the Time Machine will never shut down.
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I have no way of knowing if I would last long enough once on the other side.
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(That's... the beings brought through the time machine were able to survive in Turo's world just fine, so why didn't Turo think he could survive in theirs?)
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I was unable to leave the area due to the fact my power source would not last long outside of it. It was a relief that I am able to easily recharge here, as I was unsure when I first arrived..
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Do you know why it wouldn't last? How are you powering yourself now?
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Here I suppose it has to do with the magic of this world, how it permeates nearly everything. It may be enough to help keep my core well charged.
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You can't recharge any other way?
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Times like this I could really use a convenient plasma generator.
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