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[thearchangel]

Type: Text
Sender ID: thearchangel (Garrus Vakarian)
To: Everyone
Subject: Help Wanted
Warnings: N/A

All right, I cave.

Help wanted for someone who can engineer a way to keep someone from sinking the second they set foot in a body of water.




And please don't say "swimming lessons" - that's not physically possible without a lot of flotation assistance.

Comments

[minorinpain]

[Nappa sets his device down and steps back, folding his arms across his chest with an arrogant smirk.

Then he lifts up off the ground, floating about a foot high.]

Like I said, just fly! This is basic energy manipulation. Even guys with the weakest power levels can do this much where I come from.

[Even Raditz could fly, Garrus. Raditz.]

[thearchangel]

Yeah... I don't know if you noticed, but. We're definitely not where you come from.

[Hooo boy, this sounds like a crazed biotic or something.]

[Like that volus years ago.]

[minorinpain]

[Nappa drops down and picks his device back up.]

You sure about that? Scouter on that mug of yours says different.

[That sure ain't a Frieza Force model he's sporting, though. Do people even have Scouters outside the Planet Trade Organization?]

Think I'd remember ever fightin' guys looked like you though...unless it was a real walk-over.

[thearchangel]

My visor? [Oh boy.] It's a custom model. There's no other visor like it.

[Even if there were, he's got it so modified it may as well be custom now.]

Yeah... I'm pretty sure history went differently where I'm from.

[This guy's just a weird human, right? First Contact War didn't go great for them.]

[minorinpain]

Yeah, that don't look like a Frieza Force model. It scan for power levels?

[If it can scan power levels, it's a Scouter. Q.E.D.]

Maybe it did, maybe it didn't. Are the Saiyans the biggest badasses in the Universe?

[Because that would be...better, actually. They'd still be around.]

[thearchangel]

It does a lot more than that.

[Garrus it's a visor not a top secret project, calm down.]

Never heard of them. So I'm assuming no.

[minorinpain]

What the heck else does it need to do? If you're stronger than a guy, great, go to town. If you ain't, get some buddies before you jump him. Anything else just complicates it.

[Hm. For a second there Nappa was actually kind of hopeful his people were still thriving somewhere. Pity that. Fortunately, he moves on quickly.]

Ha! Lucky for you, then. You'd know if you had Saiyans in your universe on account of all the times they beat the stuffing outta ya.

[thearchangel]

Well, some of us like a little more finesse in their combat than that.

[What is this guy, a krogan descendant?]

It's... entirely possible they were wiped out, if they existed at all - sad reality for most sentient life. You hit a certain point, giant monsters wipe your people out. But since we haven't ever found anything from a race like that, my guess is they don't exist.