text🌻seeking legal advice

[multidisciplinary]

Type: Text (backdated to before Farplane event)
Sender ID: Anonymous
To: Public
Subject: Seeking legal advice
Warnings: None

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Hello.

I am in need of legal advice regarding a private matter:

Is a marriage contract legally binding if one or more parties involved were under the influence of spiritual possession while it was officiated?

Thank you for your assistance.

Comments

un; themightynappa [Voice]

[minorinpain]

Why you makin' this so complicated? [Vegeta's a drama queen too. Must be a royal thing. Thank the Kais Nappa's such an everyman.]

The hell do ghosts gotta do with it? If you wanna be married to the guy, you're married to him. If you DON'T wanna be married to the guy, you ain't. Was anyone gonna know differently before you said anything about it?

text; Anonymous

[multidisciplinary]

[ It is, in fact, a royal thing.

But also Vegeta's a drama queen. ]

I am not an expert in law [ actually she is ] but I don't believe I can simply say that I am unmarried if a legal registry says that I am.

[minorinpain]

Maybe, but where's this registry anyway? The afterlife?

Listen if you just wrote some stuff down on a piece of paper that don't mean nothing. [Nappa thinks on that for a second.] I mean, unless you got a galactic overlord or someone who cares enough to say otherwise.

[Nappa might not like Frieza, but he also won't argue with a guy who can blow up planets just by flicking his finger at 'em.]

But we don't got guys like that here, so who cares? Tear up the paper if you got it, or if it's in some [mahogany] desk in the afterlife nobody's ever gonna read, it ain't a big deal. Either decide you're married to the guy or decide you aren't.

And punch the lights outta anyone says differently till they get the message.

[multidisciplinary]

[ Why does this advice sound so similar to Ranma's advice? Punching people isn't the answer to all of life's problems... ]

The unlawful destruction of legal records like marriage licenses is a crime.

As is inflicting violence on anyone who does not agree with my personal definition of my marital status.

[minorinpain]

Not if you win it ain't.

not here

[catsgothistongue]

[See! This guy gets it.]

[multidisciplinary]

And if you lose?

[minorinpain]

Ha! Guess you're gettin' your ass whupped, then. Way of the universe, pipsqueak.

That's why you gotta do everything you can to be the biggest and the strongest, cause when you got all the power, you can do exactly what you want and nobody can stop ya!

[multidisciplinary]

[ Someone clearly subscribes to the Ganondorf School of Thought. ]

I see, so you are suggesting I conquer the governments on all of the leviathans, as well as both armadas-- all so that everyone will acknowledge my individual interpretation of my marital status.

[minorinpain]

Yeah.

[multidisciplinary]

[ All right then. ]

Well, thank you for the suggestion, but I am looking for something that will be a bit more timely and not require the formation of my own navy.

[minorinpain]

Ha! That's quitter talk if I ever heard it. Good luck with bein' ghost-married, pal. Sounds like you're gonna need it!